Debbie [to Brian]: You of all people should know... there's no one more fickle than a fag.
S5[Episode 502]
S5[Episode 502]
Debbie [to Michael]: I was a single mother. And guess what? Even without a father you still had enough sense to come in out of the rain... sometimes!
S5[Episode 502]
[About Gus's toy train] You see the chew-choo go around the tracks, sonny boy? Sure is fun, but after a while it gets monotonous and predictable, and that's when we throw off the shackles of convention and relinquish control, and cause senseless, tragic, DISASTER! [Train falls off the tracks.]
Brian, what are you doing?
Just teaching my son how to have fun...
S5[Episode 502]
When did you change?
What?
When did you become this pious sanctimonious judgemental twit?
The point is not when did I change, the point is why haven't you?
S5[Episode 502]
Just call me 'the Queer Guy'!
Isn't that like calling the Pope 'the Catholic guy'?
S5[Episode 502]
There is one thing Pittsburgh has that Hollywood doesn't.
S5[Episode 503]
I don't get why everyone left.
That's one of the great mysteries of life. How does a bud know when to open? How does a bird know how to fly? Why do queers desert one club for another?
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[About a sandwich advertisement] How do you like, "When you're hungry for a big cock...!"
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What's up his ass?
Why don't you find out?
I'll leave that up to you.
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Sunshine, how did I ever get along without you?
You didn't.
S5[Episode 503]
Fags are no different than people. Tell them they can't have something and it's all they want. And they won't give up until they get it.
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LLoretta
They'll be a milkshake and a bowl of chicken soup.
MMan
Why would I want that?
LLoretta
Because the next time you snap your fingers at me the only way you'll be able to suck anything is through a straw!
S5[Episode 503]
[at the gym]
Why don't you do a little work instead of counting who's had work done?
And the point of that would be?
To keep your body, mind, and spirit healthy and in shape. Of course, I personally don't need it. I only do this so guys can check out my ass.
S5[Episode 503]
They hired you because they didn't want some stiff straight guy who looks like he has a poker up his ass.
They wanted some gay guy who looked like he had a fist up his ass.
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Fuck off.
Nice to see you too.
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