Queer as Folk (US) quotes

Drew

I thought you love when I fuck you.

Emmett

I do love when you fuck me. This isn't the Atkins Diet. Man can't live on meat alone. At least this man can't.

Brian

Of all the times we fucked, and by now I'd say we are well into the quadruple digits, that has to be in the top five.

Debbie

Well, there is an alternative to going out in a blaze of glory, and that's giving 'em all the big "fuck you."

Debbie

Vic fought like a son-of-a-bitch. Every time a new infection hit or some new med made him feel worse than what it was supposed to be curing, he would dig down into some unfathomable place in himself and say "I'm not giving up yet, so fuck off."

Hunter

No one's ever gonna love me.

Ben

That's not true. We love you. Whether you're positive or not. Whether you're gay or not.

Michael

And others will too.

Ben

I'd say we're in great shape for the ride, wouldn't you?

Michael

Provided my ass holds out.

Ben

I've never known it to fail.

Michael

You've never ridden it for 300 miles.

Horvath

I need someone in my life who will make me laugh, make me feel good.

Michael

I'm already taken, Carl.

Debbie

So you wanted to tell me something? Go ahead I'm all ears.

Debbie, honey...

Debbie

Fuck! I need ear muffs! It's supposed be as colder than a witch's tit in Canada!

Ben

Gears lubed up, seat nice and tight.

Hunter

I'm gonna ride it, not fuck it.

Emmett

She'll come out in her own time, just like the rest of us.

Lindsay

How many times can someone reject you before you just give up?

Debbie

How many times in your life do you get an engagement ring?

Elizabeth Taylor, 8 times, twice from Richard Burton. Jennifer Lopez, 3, Julia Roberts, 4.

Debbie

When a man gives you a ring it's special, it's meaningful.

Michael

Well, I wouldn't know.

Ben

Then maybe it's time you found out.

Michael

Found out what?

Ben

Michael Novotny. You are the man I've been looking for all my life. I am so very blessed to have found you. Which is why I'm asking you to due me the honor [takes out a ring] of accepting my hand in marriage. We're going to Toronto, where gay marriage is not only accepted, it's legal. And like you said, that's what two people do when they love each other, right?

Michael

I don't know what to say.

Ben

Yes would be good...