I've always had a soft spot for men in uniform.
And I've always had a hard spot.
S4[Episode 411]
S4[Episode 411]
Can you believe I've never been to a football game?
Easily.
S4[Episode 411]
I wish I had a boyfriend when I was your age.
All those missed blow jobs.
S4[Episode 411]
[About Hunter's boyfriend] We're very open minded. Doesn't matter if he has tattoos, body piercings... He doesn't, does he?
S4[Episode 411]
Look, I don't have a boyfriend, okay?
What do you mean, you told me...
I told you I had a friend. I didn't say it was a boy.
S4[Episode 411]
[about Hunter dating a girl]
Do you think maybe it's just a phase? Maybe he hasn't met the right boy.
S4[Episode 411]
That's impossible, he's straight!
Tell my ass that.
S4[Episode 411]
You don't have to tell me, I know. You don't live with someone for nine years and not know.
S4[Episode 411]
I still choose you.
That's a very convincing testimony. I'm not so sure that I still choose you.
S4[Episode 412]
DDoctor
How does that feel?
It'd be a lot better with poppers.
DDoctor
Try to describe the sensation.
It feels like someone is rotating my artificial ball.
S4[Episode 412]
DDoctor
You've put on some weight.
I realize to you that's a good thing. To me it's a disaster.
S4[Episode 412]
How long can I resume a normal life? Doing recreational drugs and consuming vast amounts of alcohol, going to the gym.
DDoctor
I don't have any problem with some light stretching and mild cardio.
Doc, I'm a fag. I don't go to the gym to be healthy, I go there to look good.
S4[Episode 412]
I know which team I play on. It's not a choice or a preference, it's who I am. It's who I've always been. A rug-puncher, a muff diver, a cunt slapper, a bull, a Lizzie, a dyke.
What do you think I am?
Don't ask me to make up your mind for you. You have to do that all by yourself.
I'm a lesbian.
Not if you're having sex with a man, honey.
S4[Episode 412]
Brian's doctor cautioned him to take it easy.
What like getting laid 3 times instead of 4?
More like 7 instead of 9.
S4[Episode 412]
So what brings you to Queersville?
My game's been shit.
Talk to your coach.
I can't sleep.
Take a Xanax.
I'm drinking too much.
Buy more beer nuts.
I miss you.
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