TV show quotes
Gonna lie there sharpening your claws and feeling sorry for yourself or you gonna get your ass out of bed?
Jesus, Brian, you could at least knock.
If I would have knocked you'd have told me to fuck off.
Fuck off.
Too late! Now then. Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.
Whatcha reading pal?
Catcher in the fucking Rye. Ever hear of it?
Variation thereof. What do you think?
I think Holden Caufield's a fag.
Hmm. How do you figure that?
Catcher is a bottom right?
I am going to call the Dean of Carnegie Mellon tomorrow to see if there's a position in the Lit department.
Say somebody bashes you, nearly kills you. Does that give you the right to go out and do the same?
Of course not.
Why?
'Cause two wrongs don't make a right.
Besides, there are laws.
But what if the law failed to protect you? What if the law doesn't give a shit? Then what?
Then I guess you'd have to take the law into your own hands.
No no no... violence is never a moral option.
But doing nothing... letting someone bash your brains in, it is?... Thus, the conscience does make cowards of us all.
Daphne [to Brian]: Mind if you hit on me later? I have to talk to you.
There's only so much fucking your brains out one can do.
… you have a temperature, honey?
How was your last trick?
Big dick... teeny brain.
The best kind!
I want you to apologize.
For what?
For bashing me, for causing me brain damage and permanent injury, for giving me nightmares every night for two years, for filling me with fear every time I walk out the door, for treating me like a sub-human who doesn't deserve to live.
That's what you are, Taylor.
Justin [to Chris Hobbs]: Now you know what it feels like... the fear that all faggots feel all their lives, walking down the street holding hands, because of asshole's like you! And you know what? We're tired of it.
Do it... do it! What the fuck are you doing, you can't stop now.
Get up. Go inside. And I wouldn't call the police. You wouldn't want to tell them some faggots made you shit your pants.
You coward! You let him get away! You had him! You could have had him but you were too chicken-shit. You're like all the other faggots. You're too afraid. You're all cowards and they know it. You could have ended it. Faggot! You are no different than the rest of them! You deserve what you get! [Cody continues to yell as Justin walks away]
[Emmett and Debbie move in together]
Now she's living in sin.
Or right across the hall from it.
Michael [to Debbie]: Remember what you always told me? Blood is thicker than marinara sauce.
Are these rates firm?
As my abs... I bought one of those machines.
It's very admirable, Ted, admitting your mistakes. Everyone forgive you?
So far.
Must make you feel better.
Can't tell you how relieved I am.
Good for you. But what's reading this letter gonna do for me? Hmm? Will it take away all the damage that's been done? All the pain that's been inflicted? Will it make up for my feeling inadequate and helpless? Or erase all those memories of you descending into your addiction while you tried to drag me down with you? Sorry, Teddy. You'll just have to get your feel-good fix from someone else.
Michael [to Ben]: Come on, stay and watch for a few minutes. I'll sit on your lap.
You know the problem with our extra-circular one fuck only policy?
Is it that after a while you start asking yourself... am I doing this because I want to do it or because I need to do it? And if I need to do it, is it to prove to myself I'm still young and attractive? Or 'cause I think I'm unworthy of being loved?
Or maybe it's because I've had every unshockable guy in this city.
If I wasn't already a dyke, he'd have me diving for the nearest muff.
And it's right here, baby.
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