Brian and Justin in “[Episode 211]”

Competition: world class. Wardrobe: crucial. Margin for error: zero. So long, Pittsburgh; hello, Miami Vice!

I thought your all-expenses-paid fuck-fest was just for the weekend?

Each beach party has its own theme and a strict dress code. The White Party: 15,000 horny queers all in white.

I'll be busy, too. I have a paper due on Renaissance art...

Then there's the muscle beach party...

Then there's the laundry and, of course, the wedding...

I mustn't forget the Cowboy contest...

I have to remember to write to my Grandmother...