Look, just take it back.
I can't take it back!
What store did you buy it at?
I didn't get it at a store!
Where'd you get it?
Off a blanket.
A blanket?! You bought Lindsay and Melanie's wedding gift from some street corner Sister?!
It's from Chuck, it's a little country next to Chad.
Chuck, Chad, they sound like a couple of homo's!
It's the perfect gift.
Perfectly hideous!
It's a work of art!
It's a piece of shit!
It's symbolic of love and pride!
It's symbolic of stupidity and bad taste.
Michael You take that back!
I can't! [in a mocking voice] I got it off a blanket!
Look, the next time you want to buy a gift, buy it yourself!
That's what I was counting on you for.
You were too busy bringing joy to the world.
That's because I'm a success!
You can take your success and shove it... I'm sure you won't have any trouble figuring out where!
Yeah, I'll just ask Chuck and Chad!
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