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Yeah, it's sad isn't it? All of these older guys still partying way past their prime. They don't know when to stop. So, how about the real thing?
Check back with me in an hour.
What? So now I'm a back-up plan? Who do you do when all else fails?
How many times do I have to tell you, we're not a couple. Michael and David are a couple. Lindsay and Melanie are a couple. Ted and whats-his-name are a couple.
So what are we then?
I don't know about you, but I'm single.
I don't know why I insisted on coming here. It's always the same. The guys who are interested in me, I'm not interested in them. And the ones I'm interested in, well, aren't interested in me.
Until we break free of our stunted adolescence and our superficial values, we'll always be boys. Never men.
When you were a boy did you save the bird with the broken wings?
What did you do, tear them off?
Our next contestant likes younger men, his favorite pastime is feeling superior, his special skill is manipulating people.
David [to Brian]: Must be you!
Let's put our hands together for Pittsburgh's hunkiest chiropractor... Dr. David Cameron!
Asshole!
[Justin wins King of Babylon]
Did you see me?
Yeah I saw you.
Well?
I think the contest was rigged.
You know him?
I taught him everything he knows.
Except how to dance. [to trick] What's your name? I'd ask him only I'm sure he doesn't know.
Shawn.
You're hot. I was watching you.
You were?
It made me want to fuck all night. Do you want to get out of here?
You lead.
I thought we had plans.
You couldn't do better. I told you I might have plans, too.
What's his problem?
He's just my stalker.
So, the cub caught the lion's prey.
What a night!
So how was he?
He had the greatest ass. I brought him back, I fucked him all night. My dick's gonna be sore for a week.
That's enough.
Actually I'd like to hear more.
Speak slowly and enunciate.
Ah, he gave great head. He wanted me to fuck him with my crown on. Kinda kinky. But after a while, he got really clingy. He wanted to know if he could see me again.
So, what'd you tell him?
I told him that he could see me in his dream.
So, who's up for the Absolute Abs Contest?
That's just want Mr. Pettigrew said.
Who?
Mr. Pettigrew. High school teacher back home in Hazelhurst. He was accused of exposing himself to one of his students. He swore it wasn't true, that the kid was lying because he flunked him.
And I suppose you're going to tell me he was beaten to death, or hung himself in his jail cell?
No. He went to live with his spinster sister in Meridian. When he died a few years later, they say he put in his will that he didn't want his name on his tombstone. Because it was worthless.
Don't go. You can't go. What are you going to do without me?
I don't know, I guess I'll survive.
Brian [to Justin]: I won't think of you. When I walk out that door I don't plan on ever looking back. And I expect you to do the same.
[talking about Brian moving away] I love him, Michael.
I know. All the more reason to let him go.
You must not care very much.
I care more than you'll ever know.
[to Brian] Different doesn't make it better. When are you going to realize that Justin really loves you, even if he is young? At your age, that's not such a bad thing. And that Michael would give up his life for you? And I love you, too.
[Justin is at the computer]
This is disgusting. Really sick!
Are you looking at those hetero porn sites again?
[at the cinema] Man, when I think of all the Saturdays we spent here.
Yeah, I used to buy a ticket and let you in at the fire exit.
We never got caught!
[They high-five]
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