I need coffee.
Someone was up fucking 'til the wee hours.
Was he cuter than me?
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I'm saving up to go to the White Party.
My my aren't you two raising him well.
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Jesus, Brian, your dad just died. How can you think about getting your dick sucked?
This is my grief counseling.
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She wants you to fuck her?!
Gay men and straight girls sleeping together, isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?
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How do you know if you can?
Because at his age he can rub up against a tree and get a hard-on.
Having recently made love to a woman I can give you a few pointers.
Banging a bull-dyke for Jesus isn't exactly making love.
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Wow, I forgot what it was like at your house.
Yeah, that's why I was always at yours.
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BSBrian's nephew
What's in the bag, Uncle Bri?
Grandpa's head. Wanna see it?
[nephews run away and scream]
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[talking about Brian]
I can't imagine growing up in that house. How did he ever survive?
Who's to say he did?
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If you don't earn respect when you're alive, you don't deserve it when you're dead.
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Isn't that what you always wanted, Michael?
What, a drunken fuck so you wouldn't have to think about your dad? I never wanted that.
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[about Ted] I tried to warn him but he wouldn't listen. Because he loves you. In fact, he loves you so much, he even believes you're clean! Imagine that!
I love him, too.
No, you love drugs. So get drugs. Here, I will even give you the money... but leave him alone! Because if you break his heart, I will break. your. face. Now excuse me, they're playing my song.
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That's right. The fucking fairies got a strike! The fucking fairies are jumping up and down! The fucking fairies are going to celebrate. [dips Michael for a movie-style kiss]
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Especially when you're on drugs. Please, you'll do anything... [looks at Blake] Sorry.
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[They have all decided to go to Babylon]
Hooray! Only... it's starting to feel perilously like a couples night, seeing as I'm the only single boy left.
Excuse me? What the fuck do you think I am?!
[rushes over and grabs Brian's arm before anyone can reply] Are we going to Babylon?
[Everyone laughs]
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Those jeans are all worn and too tight... How come I haven't seen you in them before?
I only wear them when I don't have any clean clothes.
Well, you must stop doing laundry immediately.
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