Trick quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Emmett

Ooh! Don't mind me, just uh... can't sleep without my milk and Oreo's.

Michael

This is my friend Emmett. He's staying with me temporarily since the hooker who lived down the hall from him burnt his apartment building down two years ago.

Two years is a long time to be temporary.

Michael

And yet it hasn't interfered with my love life... which I suppose says a lot about my love life.

Justin

Did you see me?

Brian

Yeah I saw you.

Justin

Well?

Brian

I think the contest was rigged.

You know him?

Brian

I taught him everything he knows.

Justin

Except how to dance. [to trick] What's your name? I'd ask him only I'm sure he doesn't know.

Shawn.

Justin

You're hot. I was watching you.

You were?

Justin

It made me want to fuck all night. Do you want to get out of here?

You lead.

Brian

I thought we had plans.

Justin

You couldn't do better. I told you I might have plans, too.

What's his problem?

Justin

He's just my stalker.

That was one of my top ten fucks.

Brian

Yeah. Definitely one of my top ten... thousand.

Who's he?

Brian

Um mm, that's a difficult question to answer given the limitations of the language, conventionality of most people's thinking... let's just say he's the guy I fuck more than once.

Justin

Unlike you.

How long have you guys been together?

Justin

[Brian and Justin speak at the same time] Four years.

Brian

Four weeks.