Queer as Folk (US) quotes

Mrs. Taylor, there are more important lessons to be taught here.

Jennifer

Than tolerance?

Debbie

I know that sometimes you're ashamed of me. And that's okay, I'm your mother and it's part of the deal. But Michael, I never thought the day would come that I would be ashamed of you.

What'd you think? [holds up a zucchini]

Brian

Is it for dinner or for you?

Brian

All right, so I'm a shitty father. Are we surprised? I'm upholding a fine family tradition.

Brian

What are you doing?

Justin

I'm killing you with kindness.

Lindsay

Do you still love me?

I never stopped.

Brian

Well, don't think you've won. 'Cause if you do, you're dead.

Justin

Not as long as I've got you to protect me.

Brian

And I thought I was finally rid of you.

Justin

Not until I say so!

Brian

You should do him!

Michael

What do you mean 'do him'?

Brian

I'll give you an instruction manual.

Ted

Jesus, he's still cute.

Emmett

You say that about all the boys who put you in a coma.

Ted

Where have you been staying?

Blake

With some friends.

Ted

That's good, they can look after you.

Blake

Not those kind of friends.

Michael

I don't wanna be a saint. I wanna be a ruthless, heartless shit who fucks whoever he wants without conscience or remorse!

Brian

Sorry, that position has already been filled.

Ted

It's no different for straight guys. I read somewhere that something like 64% of them admit they've been unfaithful.

Emmett

I wouldn't know. I've only slept with 32% of them.

Justin

[after being refused service at Babylon] Who do you have to fuck around here to get a drink?!

Brian

Me! [to the bartender] Two beers please; I'm thirsty!

Brian

I know it's scarier finding your own way than doing what's expected.

Justin

I'm not scared.

Brian

You're fucking terrified, just like the night you met me. I was sure you'd go back home, but you didn't. You said: "I'm going with him."

Justin

I cannot believe that you remember that, considering how you couldn't remember my name.

Brian

And look what happened.

Justin

I turned into a big queer.

Brian

Yeah, lucky for you, otherwise I wouldn't be wasting my time. But it's too late now, there's no turning back.