Mel quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Ted

[after finding out his HIV test was all clear] I'm negative.... I'm negative!

That's okay, happy people can be really annoying.

Lindsay

Do you still love me?

I never stopped.

Brian

[after Debbie, Mel and Lindsey have all kissed Justin] With all this kissing, you're going to turn him straight! [Brian kisses Justin.]

Debbie

Oh, my God! They're gonna do it right here! [Justin and Brian go upstairs] Holy crap! They're like fucking newlyweds!

I never thought I'd live to see the day!

Lindsay

I think it's wonderful!

Brian

I just dropped by to let you know that I'm not gonna be at the wedding. I'm going to the White Party in Miami instead. Later!

You can't ditch my special day!

You selfish prick!

Brian

As usual, objectivity falls to me. Think - you don't really want me there, do you? I have to be chemically depended just to show up. I'll be drunk, I'll be bored - not to mention better looking than the brides. I'll offend all the dykes, I'll heckle the ceremony, table dance at the reception and inevitably fuck every good looking guy - gay, straight or undecided - in the place. Finally, I'll pass out - naked - bitching about the cheap booze.You'll lose your dignity, your friends and your shirts paying for the damages. Hell, I'm doing you a favor getting out of town.

… Have a safe trip.