Isn't dyke night fun?
I can't remember when I had such a good time.
Emmett [whispers]: I hate dyke night.
Me too. I feel so violated.
Ew, what are they doing?
The muncher mash?
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Hey, she's cute.
She reminds me of Lindsay with red hair.
What about her?
She reminds me of Lindsay with black hair.
[a man walks in] Don't tell me. He reminds you of Lindsay in drag.
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Fortunately, I have youth on my side. I can stay up all night fucking and still score 1500 on my SATs.
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You do! You give a shit! You so care about me! You love me so much!
Get out!
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Justin [to his teacher]: Well listen up now that your hearing has returned. This queer says fuck you!
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[Melanie walks into men's locker room and all the men freak out]
Do you think I've never seen a dick before?
Not mine!
It's okay, it's okay everyone, she's a lesbian!
MMan
Oh, she's a dyke!
S1[Episode 116]
There's nothing you can do but educate them or shoot them. Me, I joined PFLAG because I figured it was more practical than shooting them.
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Aw, Melanie the Martyr. Do you want me to set you on fire?
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Once this straight football jock picked me up and dunked my head in the toilet.
What did you do?
I followed him to his locker. It was open, his hand was up, like this. He was laughing so I slammed the door so hard it broke three of his fingers. And that was the end of the season for him.
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Stop being so goddamn selfish!
Selfish?
I think it's selfish to deny your lover pleasure.
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What are you doing here?
Checking out the freaks... like you.
Down here you're the freak.
Out of the way, faggot!
Hey! Hey! You guys see him! We go to school together and his name is Chris Hobbs! He just called me a faggot! See, Chris doesn't like faggots.
Shut up, Taylor.
Or maybe he likes them more than he thinks.
I said shut up!
He let me jerk him off! The faggot gave Chris Hobbs a hand job! He loved it!
You are fucked! [Chris runs off with his friends]
You go, baby.
Congratulations. You just made yourself a real enemy.
S1[Episode 117]
Would you two cut it out?
Ma, you're interrupting.
Well, I hate it when couples make out in front of you!
It's French. We're frenching.
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Try the Brie.
Tastes like cum. Where's the cheddar?
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What if my aunt had balls? She'd be my uncle.
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You're so anal.
Lucky for you.
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