[On how to eat a mango]
Sami ShahThere is no dignity. Mangoes are like lobsters. You cannot look cool and eat a mango. You have to decide I'm eating the mango or I'm getting laid tonight.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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[In the first question, Sami Shah sets off a klaxon.]
You're new to QI and I'd like to be merciful. But I'm not going to be.
Sami ShahAlright, fair enough.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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I don't want to make hasty judgements about Pakistan, but...you’ve got the Taliban, hello?
Sami ShahYeah, but other than them, it's nice.
But Stephen, the Naan! The Naan!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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