“There is no dignity. Mangoes are like lobsters....” – Sami Shah, QI ... TV Quotes Database

[On how to eat a mango]

There is no dignity. Mangoes are like lobsters. You cannot look cool and eat a mango. You have to decide I'm eating the mango or I'm getting laid tonight.

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