Stephen Fry, Jo Brand and others in “Unfinished Business”

Stephen Fry

So, what begins with J and appears to be alive?

Jo Brand

Is it me?

Stephen Fry

You begin with J and are most magnificently radiantly alive.

Jo Brand

He's on the turn.

Liza Tarbuck

James Blunt.

Stephen Fry

Closer, I grant you.

Sue Perkins

Jeremy Clarkson.

Stephen Fry

This is something that appears to be alive, but quite obviously isn’t.

Sue Perkins

Jedward then. I'm revising my original answer.