Julia Zemiro quotes from QI ... TV Quotes Database

[The panel has been asked to invent Limericks]

Julia Zemiro

I carouse in a style bacchanalian

But I sleep in a way marsup-alian

I like to eat cheese

But I never say please

Yes, I’m French, but I’m also Australian.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Stephen Fry

What is Australia's deadliest animal?

Julia Zemiro

Oh! Rupert Murdoch!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Stephen Fry

So, simple question, who’s happy?

[There’s silence. The picture on the screen changes to an older man with a younger woman.]

Alan Davies

He’s happy in the picture.

Julia Zemiro

Yep. Old men with young ladies. Oh, old ladies with young men. Why not? Not me.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Julia Zemiro

What about when you fall asleep and you wake up and you've had half your eyebrow shaved off?

Stephen Fry

Then you have bad friends.

Julia Zemiro

I do have hideous friends. Yeah, because that's the other thing that can happen. It's alright. I'm over it. It's fine.

Stephen Fry

Your eyebrows shaved off?

Julia Zemiro

Yeah, you know. Obviously no-one’s had this happen. Yeah, you fall asleep and someone goes 'ooh, this'll be even funnier.' put your hand in a bowl of thing and then voom, voom, you wake up and you look hideous.

Stephen Fry

That's just vile!

Julia Zemiro

[Shrugs.] I'm Australian.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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