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S1 E15

QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Julia Zemiro and Stephen Fry in “Unfinished Business”

What about when you fall asleep and you wake up and you've had half your eyebrow shaved off?

Then you have bad friends.

I do have hideous friends. Yeah, because that's the other thing that can happen. It's alright. I'm over it. It's fine.

Your eyebrows shaved off?

Yeah, you know. Obviously no-one’s had this happen. Yeah, you fall asleep and someone goes 'ooh, this'll be even funnier.' put your hand in a bowl of thing and then voom, voom, you wake up and you look hideous.

That's just vile!

[Shrugs.] I'm Australian.

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