Jason ManfordI used to work at the Crown Court in Manchester, as a...erm...the accused.
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Most scenes with: Stephen Fry (2), Jeremy Clarkson (2)
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[On the formation of the Moon.]
Jason ManfordThey invented a theory to keep the argument alive?
Basically.
Jason ManfordI had an ex-girlfriend like that.
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Why do people fall over when they've been shot?
Jason ManfordBecause they've just been shot.
[Sandi shakes Jason's hand: forfeit flashes on screen]
Jason ManfordOh!
[forfeit klaxon goes off - BECAUSE THEY'VE JUST BEEN SHOT]
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Drunk duelling, I'd like to see that.
Jason ManfordI think you did that on series 16 of Top Gear.
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SPSarah Pascoe
Psst, I think Jeremy is listing swear words.
I'm way past twenty.
Are you, darling?
Jason ManfordPress the red button now to see what they are.
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