Dara Ó Briain quotes from QI

Sandi Toksvig

I once bought a racehorse by mistake.

Dara Ó Briain

What had you originally gone into the shop for?

Sandi Toksvig

Sorry, is he gonna get points for something - and we weren't even there!

I know a loads of stuff I haven't said!

Dara Ó Briain

I'm okay, 'cos I came on series two, and I mentioned the triple point of water being zero. And in series three I came back, and they said: "Oh no, we've had e-mails, that actually the temperature is 0.01." Right, so I was one hundredth of a degree off on this. And he docked me points! The following year! So I'm happy, I'll take them.

Stephen Fry

Yes, exactly. What goes around, comes around. [to the other panelists] Don't feel bad. You may get points, next… two years time.

Dara Ó Briain

Some day when you least expect it, when you're sitting and having coffee, Stephen will appear and go: [bows] "Some points".