SQUASH THAT MELON!
S5 E13We'd Like to Thank the Academy
And injury-free since June, when Gus broke his finger flipping the injury countdown calendar.
[After Juliet locks Shawn and Gus in the back of the police car]
That's why she let us come along, to keep tabs. That crafty little doodle pumpkin.
[teaching the PIT maneuver] Mr. Spencer, a word.
I think you might be in trouble with the teacher.
I sure hope so.
I have an educated guess... that's 100% accurate. Officer Conforth here froze like the North Pole, because when some men look danger in the eye they blink... repeatedly... like they're staring into the sun.
You do realize this is the ending to True Romance?
That was a massacre, Shawn. Everybody died!
That's not true. Christian Slater and Patty Arquette made it out alright.
DDickie
And Michael Rappaport!
Good point, Dickie. I forgot about that.
Well, I'm tight with Chris, and [Gus] loves Dickie.
What?!?
S5 E14The Polarizing Express
[after waking up from a dream]
Oh brown snowman Gus... I think I'll miss you most of all.
I'm just getting started, you giant cockroach. You know what? That was out of line. I apologize to cockroaches everywhere, especially Jiminy Cricket, although for the first time in thirty years, it occurs to me... he might be a cricket.
Of course he's a cricket.
TCTony Cox
Wait for iiiitttt!
If I weren't a cop,I would shoot him in a dark alley and leave evidence suggesting certain people were behind it.... And when I say I, I mean a fake, imaginary detective to be played by Powers Boothe.
Oh, God. Oh, Dude, it reeks in here!
TCTony Cox
Like Bigfoot's ass.
I loved you in Y Tu Mamá También.
JLJuan Lava
I'm a Cuban American in my thirties. Those guys were Mexican teenagers. Played by guys in their twenties.
S5 E15Dead Bear Walking
[Shawn is hiding a bear which is accused of murder]
Where's the bear, Shawn?
What could possibly make you think I know where the bear is?
One, because someone called in a tip about a tiny blue car pulling a huge trailer down Mariposa. Two, because I'm dating you and I know when you're lying. And three, there were like three hundred packets of tartar sauce on the front step.
I appreciate your concern. I'm going to start watching my cholesterol.
Shawn, just so you know, if you go to prison I will not wait for you!
Of course you won't. I'll escape; we both know that.
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