TV show quotes
Banana.
Can you repeat that?
Yes. Ba-NA-na.
[whispering] Banana, Shawn? It's the third round.
[whispering] You could have helped me.
[whispering] This is a dead end, Shawn. We're leaving.
Definition, please.
[to himself] What...?
[into the microphone] A yellow fruit. Also, a kind of pudding. A delicious pudding.
Sentence, please.
Anna Banana would like to hear "Venus" by Bananarama. Banana!
B-A-N-A-N-A. Banana.
Onion.
[shocked] Onion?!
Onion?
[To another judge] Onion? Even Dan Quayle could spell that!
Mitchum.
[Audience and spellers laugh except for Speller 16]
[confused] Mitchum?
Yes, when I go to Albertsons, I need to buy some Mitchum Ice Blast... and Bananas!
So now I have a cat?
An orange tabby. Last year you made her a tiny Santa hat, it was adorable.
Fantastic, now I can't even have an imaginary boy cat.
Gus, a boy cat wouldn't serve my purposes nearly as well. The next time I need you, Pickles is having kittens.
Pickles?
Mrs. Pickles is her full name. Though I'm not actually sure cats can marry outside of Boston.
Yeah? Well, in a related issue, I'm blocking your number on all the phones in the office.
I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze!
What, you mean like an impersonator?
No, I think it was actually Patrick Swayze!
Here, let me read your palm.
How about just one finger?
[Lassiter grabs Shawn by the collar and leads him into the hall]
You know, if this is some sort of hazing ritual and we're gonna end up naked in a field, I'll need to arrange for a ride first.
Spencer, if I see you anywhere near this case, I'll throw every book I can find at you.
Oh yeah? And what if you find the Bible? Are you gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me don't you think?
I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze!
Gus, it was probably some sort of interpretive...
No, I think it was actually Patrick Swayze!
I'm not a mind reader.
No, that's just what you tell everybody.
[Shawn pretends to feel a spirit in the records room so he can look at a case file]
Yes, I can feel her all right. She's over by the W's.
Why?
No. W.
How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there?
What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?
The cat is not my new partner, Gus; don't be ridiculous.
Then tell me again why the cat gets to ride shotgun?
[watching Tilden's cat lick itself]
There is a witness. There's a cat. I want to talk to that cat as soon as he's done licking himself... wow, I'm jealous.
Let me tell you something. This cat here is a gift, a conduit for us to save lives. And he has more integrity in his furry little hand...
Paw.
Paw. Than most people have in their whole appendages... Appendages?
What?
All of. Than most people have in all of their appendages... combined.
[While looking at an apartment under the guise of a gay couple]
Ooh Gus! Good news, shower for two.
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