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Psych · Season 1, Episode 3

Gus and Shawn in “Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Piece”

Gus

So now I have a cat?

Shawn

An orange tabby. Last year you made her a tiny Santa hat, it was adorable.

Gus

Fantastic, now I can't even have an imaginary boy cat.

Shawn

Gus, a boy cat wouldn't serve my purposes nearly as well. The next time I need you, Pickles is having kittens.

Gus

Pickles?

Shawn

Mrs. Pickles is her full name. Though I'm not actually sure cats can marry outside of Boston.

Gus

Yeah? Well, in a related issue, I'm blocking your number on all the phones in the office.

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