“Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Piece” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (5), Gus (3), Carlton Lassiter (1), Juliet O'Hara (1)
So now I have a cat?
An orange tabby. Last year you made her a tiny Santa hat, it was adorable.
Fantastic, now I can't even have an imaginary boy cat.
Gus, a boy cat wouldn't serve my purposes nearly as well. The next time I need you, Pickles is having kittens.
Pickles?
Mrs. Pickles is her full name. Though I'm not actually sure cats can marry outside of Boston.
Yeah? Well, in a related issue, I'm blocking your number on all the phones in the office.
I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze!
What, you mean like an impersonator?
No, I think it was actually Patrick Swayze!
Here, let me read your palm.
How about just one finger?
[Lassiter grabs Shawn by the collar and leads him into the hall]
You know, if this is some sort of hazing ritual and we're gonna end up naked in a field, I'll need to arrange for a ride first.
Spencer, if I see you anywhere near this case, I'll throw every book I can find at you.
Oh yeah? And what if you find the Bible? Are you gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me don't you think?
I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze!
Gus, it was probably some sort of interpretive...
No, I think it was actually Patrick Swayze!
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