Shawn and Lassiter in “Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Piece”

You know, if this is some sort of hazing ritual and we're gonna end up naked in a field, I'll need to arrange for a ride first.

Spencer, if I see you anywhere near this case, I'll throw every book I can find at you.

Oh yeah? And what if you find the Bible? Are you gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me don't you think?