[After defeating Mojo]
You will never defeat us. So there.
[She blows a raspberry at Mojo]
[Resting her hands on her hips] The Powerpuff Girls never lose!
The Powerpuff Girls · Season 2
[After defeating Mojo]
You will never defeat us. So there.
[She blows a raspberry at Mojo]
[Resting her hands on her hips] The Powerpuff Girls never lose!
[laughs effeminately] Don't you know the faster you go, time slows down? Your time stopped for fifty years whilst you were out racing around.
I know that voice!
Seconds, minutes, hours, days and nights all crawl by on hands and knees as you race the speed of light.
[Him has now emerged. The Girls gasp in horror]
Look!
Yes! Coming back now? Remember?
[Buttercup remembers her dare to her sisters: "So - which of you slowpokes wants to race me home?"]
No!
Yes! As you raced through time, [demonic] the whole world went to HECK!
You lie! Don't believe him, Girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him - but he seems totally unaffected]
[effeminate] Are you finished?
No, but you are!
Don't you know you can never beat us?!
Beat you? Why, girls! Don't you see? [demonic] I've already WON!!!!!
[He transforms into a larger, more terrifying version of himself]
The beauty lies in the pain, because it's your fault for leaving! All I did was take over! It was easy!
It's Your Fault. It's Your Fault. It's Your Fault.
Wh-what have we done!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
NO! NO! NO!
AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
It's Your Fault. It's your fault.
[The Powerpuff girls fly into space, then dive back to earth at supersonic speeds, thus going back in time]
[effeminate] Yes! As you raced through time, the whole world went to [demonic] Heck!
You lie! Don't believe him, girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him, but he seems totally unaffected]
[effeminate] Are you finished?
No, but you are!
Don't you know? You can never beat us.
[effeminate] Beat you? [eyes start glowing] But, girls, don't you see? I've [demonic] already WON! [reveals himself as his larger, more terrifying and monstrous future version known as Future Him by transforming]
[effeminate] The beauty lies in the blame, [demonic] because it's your fault for leaving! Just ask your friends.
Powerpuff Girls.
You did this.
You did this.
No!
[effeminate] All I did was take over. [demonic] It was easy!
Why'd you leave us, Powerpuff Girls? Why? You weren't here to protect us. You weren't here. It's your fault. [chant] Your fault.
What have we done?!
[Future Him laughs demonically]
[still chant] Your fault.
No. No! NO!!!
WHY?!? [begins to cry]
[The Girls fly into space at supersonic speeds and scream, thus going back in time; this time, in the normal timeline]
The city of Townsville!
[Cut to outside view of the Mayor's office]
The "setting" of Townsville.
[Cut to shot of a couch within the Mayor's office]
The "settee" of Townsville.
[Mayor takes a seat on the couch and pulls out a CD]
The "CD" of Townsville.
[Mayor places the CD in a record player and turns it on, producing a distorted scratching noise. He obliviously snaps his fingers in enjoyment]
The "pity" of Townsville.
[Ms. Bellum walks in]
The "pretty" of Townsville.
[After Sedusa traps the Powerpuff Girls on the window with sticky hair gel]
Sorry, guys.
That's okay, Blossom.
[sighs] This was too easy. [paces] Now, my only dilemma is whether to finish you off quickly or do it painfully slow. But that would be "splitting hairs"! [laughs evilly while the fireplace behind her cast a big, deranged glow]
[in the Sedusa disguise] Not so fast, Sedusa! You haven't won yet.
You think you can beat me while your superheroes could not?! NEVER!
Oh, yeah? [tears off the Sedusa mask] Try me! [tosses it aside]
[The two women stand off with each other. Sedusa sends her hair whip at the secretary's waist and grips her hard]
[worryingly] Miss Bellum! [Sedusa lashes another hair whip at Miss Bellum's face, but she clenches her fists] Ohh!
[Miss Bellum is thrown into a corner. Sedusa laughs, then Miss Bellum grabs her face and starts punching her a couple times until Sedusa kicks her in the stomach to send Miss Bellum flying into a staircase. Sedusa then keeps throwing Miss Bellum around while breaking a few of Miss Bellum's belongings until Bellum is thrown onto the window where the girls are trapped. She slides down the glass with her back. Miss Bellum stands up with Sedusa taunting her to come get her. Miss Bellum shake her fists in rage and tackles Sedusa out the window then freeze frame of the two women about to fall in Miss Bellum's swimming pool. They fall in the water with a splash, then Sedusa shoves Miss Bellum off her, then Miss Bellum attempts to swim up for air, but Sedusa grabs her leg and pulls her back down. The two women trade blows underwater which ends with Miss Bellum kicking Sedusa in the stomach. Sedusa swims up for air, she gasps for air a couple times before she is pulled back underwater by the belt. Miss Bellum uses one powerful punch to knock Sedusa unconscious. Miss Bellum swims up to the surface. She climbs out with her wet hair all straight and slick. Exhausted, she staggers over to the broken window, rests her hand against the frame, leans forward to catch her breath and coughs while her wet hair covers her face and water drips off her body. The water bubbles, and Sedusa resurfaces]
[angrily] This isn't over. [attempts to lash with her hair but it flops onto her face. She tries again, but fails] M-My hair! What happened to my hair?! [she starts splashing her fists furiously in the pool] YOU BROKE MY HAIR!!!! [bawls like a baby] My poor hair...!
[snaps her fingers] That's it. [grabs a vase full of water and uses it to free the girls]
[They float in front of Miss Bellum]
Thanks for getting us out of that hairy situation.
[dripping water] I don't need my hair to beat you... [became shocked] B-B-B-B-Blossom? Buttercup? Bubbles? BELLUM?!
[pulls out scissors] Let's finish this, shall we, Girls?
Yes, let's.
[terrified] No, no, not that! Please, anything but that! [the camera pulls away from the house and pans to the view; offscreen] No! No! NO! STOP! STOP! [the snipping is heard] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Mayor want toast! Mayor want toast!
Look I'm a scientist not a mechanic, what you need to do is take your toaster to the manufacturer and have a certified mechanic fix it.
[Mayor starts to get mad]
MAYOR WANT TOAST! MAYOR WANT TOAST!
ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'll have a look at your toaster. But the I've got to get back to my experiments.
Oh, goody, goody!
[starts to jump up and down] [rattling]
Is it done yet?
No.
How about now?
[rattling]
No
Now?
No.
Now it's done right?
No, no, no, it's not done. Look, I don't really know what I'm doing,so it's gonna take a while.Why don't you just wait over there,and I'll let you know when I'm finished.
Oh...Ok.
[rattle]
And don't touch anything!
[mayor peers over a table] [Beep][beep][beep]
Ooh...What does this button do?
[presses button] [alarm] [loud rumbling] [walks over to where the Professor is] [explosion] [the blast pushed the Mayor and the Professor in his chair away]
Whee! Do it Again! Do it again!
Oh, no. You're gonna sit right here,be a good little Mayor,and stay put while I work on your toaster. And if you're quiet, you can have some candy. Good boy.[puts the mayor in a highchair]
[gives him a jar full candy] [he starts rattling in the jar]
Say, these are all lemon!Somebody ate all the Goody cherry candies! [throws jar on the ground] Mayor want cherry! Mayor want cherry!
[Professors runs to him with and industrial size bag cherry candies]
Here, cherry. [gives him the bag] Now please, let me work in peace.
[walks away]
Oh, goody!Oops.Uh-oh. [runs under the table]
[crawls under to get the candy]
Ooh! Another shiny button!
[he presses the button and the lab begans to shake]
Help!
[lab stops shaking]
Huh?
[Chemical X is changed]
Ooh!
[Professor Utonium is working on the Mayor's toaster and removes his shades]
Mayor? He's being too quiet.
[He sneaks inside]
Mayor? What are you DOING?!
[humming] [puts the chemical x on his head] Mayor want hair.
No! Mayor, stop!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Mayor gotta hair! Mayor gotta hair! Yummy 'X' powder made Mayor's hair grow! [looks around] Professor. Professor?
Your hair wasn't the only thing that grew, Mr.Mayor.
[looks down]
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