The Powerpuff Girls · Season 2
Hurry, girls, hurry! You created a monster!
Bunny!
Wha?
What have you done?
Bunny do good! Bunny do good!
No, Bunny do bad. Very bad!
Bad?
Yes, bad. You're supposed to stop crime, not help start it. I guess you're not cut out to be a Powerpuff Girl after all.
No Powawull?
No.
[After Bunny saves the girls, she suddenly wobbles and gurgles, and shafts of white light burst out of here; there is a silent explosion of white light as the girls come to]
Wha...Wh-Wh-Wh-What happened?
Bunny saved us!
But...where is she?
[A scrap of purple cloth with black stripe flutters down to the ground in front of them. They gasp in shock and sadness, realizing their sister is dead.]
Bunny!
Oh no! She exploded!
But why?
I guess she was unstable, and the blast broke her down into her original ingredients.
She was good after all. [sniffles] We were the ones who were bad.
[They hang their heads in sorrow and guilt, and the scene dissolves to an overhead view of the street, pulling back slowly. Fade to black.]
[The background for the end shot comes up. Even the poor Narrator is so emotional over what happened to Bunny that he cries so hard that it takes several seconds before he can compose himself enough to get any words out. A rather depressing, slow, low-key version of the ending theme is heard.]
[crying hard for a few seconds, mourning Bunny] Oh, it's so sad, I can't take it. And so, for the first...and final time...the day is saved, thanks to Powerpuff Bunny!
Powawull!
[as "THE END" appears; crying harder for a few more seconds] OH, why? Why? Oh, GO to a commercial.
[after crying and pounding the counter in frustration] Where's my blanket?!
We don't have time for this, Buttercup.
[worried] Townsville is in trouble.
[losing it completely] NOOOOOO!!! I NEED MY BLANKET!!!
[groaning] Buttercup, I have to tell you something. That's not your real blanket. It's just a fake blanket I found to get you through the fight. And since you fought just as well as ever, it obviously worked!
Yeah!
[angry] YOU TRICKED ME! Why I'm gonna- [continues nervously] But...if this isn't my real blanket, then...where... Ooh! [screams and tears apart the house] WHERE'S MY BLANKET?!
Oh, hello, girls. [cut to him at the door, with a basket of clothes] I brought you some clean laundry.
[Picks up the phone] Hello?
Hello. May I speak to Professor Utonium?
Who shall I say is calling?
Oh, no one he'd know, just a curious stranger.
[Pause]
[Yelling] PROFESSOR! There's a stranger on the phone!
[picking up the phone] Hello, Mr. Stranger, what can I do for you?
Oh. [Clears throat] Ah, hi, I'm calling from Townsville Community College and I'm doing a report on the Powerpuff Girls, and I was wondering, what exactly are those little girls made of?
Ah, oh, well, the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, let's see now, eight cups of sugar, a pinch of spice, one tablespoon of everything nice, and, now this one's important: accidentally add a drop of Chemical X. And voila!
That's it? I mean, wow. Thanks.
I also have a great recipe for pound--
[Mojo hangs up]
Let's see, snips and snails and a puppy dog's tail . . . all that leaves is Chemical X. There must be something around here with that potency. Aha! [it's a stinky toilet] Yes, definitely Chemical X!
[After creating three Puff-esque boys, Mojo hugs them in a fatherly manner]
Ah, my children!
[grabs him threateningly] Hands off! Who do you think you are anyway, Pops?!
Why, yes, I am your father, children!
Hey! We ain't no babies!
WE'RE THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS!
Boomer!
Brick!
Butch!
We're here to kick some butt! And since yours is the only one around, we're gonna start with you!
Oh, no, boys. You don't want to kick my butt; my butt is as rotten as yours. What you want are butts settled on the throne of justice!
Yeah!
Butts planted in the soil of nobility!
Yeah!
Butts nestled between the pillars of peace and love! The butts you want to kick are the butts of the Powerpuff Girls!
Let's get 'em!
Hey! What's wrong with you girls?! You're supposed to start crying when we hit ya!
Yeah!
What are you guys, new?
Yeah! We're the Powerpuff Girls!
And it takes a lot more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry!
[smirking] Well, then. I guess we'll just have to serve it up...
[Bubbles is thrown through a shop window]
Bubbles, are you ok?
Yeah. Sorry about your window, Mr. Pooper.
It's Cooper! COOPER!
And furthermore, every Wednesday shall be pretzel day! [Blossom is thrown against the window of his office] Hello Blossom! [She slides down] Goodbye, Blossom. [Bubbles is thrown against the window of his office] Hello Bubbles! [She slides down] Goodbye, Bubbles. [Buttercup is thrown against the window of his office] Hello Buttercup! [She slides down] Goodbye, Buttercup. What sort of pretzels do you suppose the girls like, Bavarian, or tiny twists?
Sir, I think the girls may be in trouble.
Whatever makes you say that?
[After the Rowdyruff Boys zoom past the Powerpuff Girls, the exhaust leaves the Girls weakened and coughing]
Good thing we had those burritos for lunch!
[laughs] Yeah, dude!
[snickers] Word! [fiercely] NOW LET'S FINISH THOSE SISSIES!!!
What do little boys fear more than anything in the world?
Bugs!
No, Bubbles, that's what you're afraid of.
Oh, yeah.
[After the Girls magically kiss the Rowdyruff Boys, destroying them]
Curse you again, Powerpuff Girls! I'll be back, but next time I will not be defeated! It is you who will be defeated! And when you are defeated, it is you who will have lost!
I kinda liked kissing.
Yeah!
[She and Blossom giggle]
How about you, Buttercup?
[Buttercup starts spitting in disgust]
Yuck! Buck!
[Blossom and Bubbles laugh]
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