Lucky quotes from Pound Puppies

Lucky

[unaware that Cookie had left the room.] Me, too, what?

Lucky

Calling headquarters. Come in headquarters.

Lucky

Yeah. Why?

Lucky

Look, everybody just calm down. (to Beardy) I'm still gonna find your person, kid. I'm still gonna be the gravy in your kibble, Niblet. I'm not going anywhere.

Lucky

No, I can't do that, either. I love that kid too much. There must be a way to stop the move, but how?

[sighs]

Lucky

Hey, kid. Feeling a little down in the muzzle?

Nah, I'm okay. A little sore around the collar is all.

Lucky

Well, old Kecthum can be kind of rough, but he's okay once you've got him trained. They call me Lucky, by the way. On account of my great good fortune.

Well, they call me Yipper, for no particular reason at all.

Lucky

Well, Yipper, welcome to Shelter 17, the cooshest pound this side of paradise.

What's so coosh about it? Looks like any other joint I've been in.

Lucky

That's 'cause you're only viewing it from the top side.

Top side? Well, what other side is there?

Lucky

Funny you should ask.

What the heck?!

Lucky

After you.

Wow!

Lucky

Pretty cool, huh?

[on phone] Hello, Pet Mart? We need 600 pounds of chewies delivered asap.

Y-you guys talk to humans?

Lucky

Well, only when they don't know it, and only when absolutely necessary.

Wait! You're the Pound Puppies! I thought you guys were just a legend.

Lucky

Oh no, we're real all right. If a dog needs a home, we're the ones to find him one. No matter how much the humans mess things up.

Cookie

Oof!

Oh, excuse me.

Cookie

What are you doing down here, mutt?!

Well, uh...

Cookie

Don't you know this a command center? No unauthorized dogs without proper identifi --

Lucky

Down, Cookie! He's a new guy, a stray.

Cookie

A stray?! Oh, sorry, pumpkin. I didn't know. I'm Cookie. Listen, if anyone gives you any trouble, just let me know and I'll chew them out.

Oh, gee. You don't have to yell at anybody for me.

Cookie

No, I mean literally chew them out...with my teeth.

Uh, thanks, I-I guess.

Cookie

Oh, no trouble at all. Okay, I'm out of here, Luck. Gotta go walk my human.

You got a human?

Cookie

'Course I do! Half the dogs down here got homes on the outside.

Wow!

Cookie

And remember, ...with my teeth.

Oh boy, she's tough.

Lucky

Yeah, and that's when she's in a good mood.

Niblet

Lucky! Lucky! I got something important to tell ya! Really, really, really important!

Lucky

Yipper, meet Niblet.

Niblet

Oh, hiya, Yipper! Welcome to our secret headquarters! Secret, but fun!

Lucky

So, Niblet, what's so important?

Niblet

Um...I forgot.

Lucky

Good guy, that Niblet. Just don't let him bury your bone, or you'll never see it again.

Strudel

[from another room] No, no, no, no! You're doing it all wrong!

Lucky

You better meet Strudel. Possibly the smartest wiener dog the world has ever known.

Strudel

You've got the diodes connected to the transmuter, and the transmuter connected to the L.E.D.! Didn't anyone look at the schematics?!

Strudel

Oh, if only I had opposable thumbs!

Strudel

What, Mr. Nut-Nut? You got it working? Oh, finally my work of staggering genius is complete! Let's give it a shot.

Back-scratching machine? Boy, she is smart.

Squirt

Psst! Hey, pal!

What? Who-who said that?

Squirt

Down here. Could I interest you in a rubber ball or a squeaky toy? You got the kibble; I got the goods.

Lucky

Better watch out for Squirt, here. He's the best scrounger in the business, but there's always a price.

Squirt

Hey, I ain't in this for my health, you know.

Lucky

Don't you have surveillance duties, Squirt?

Squirt

Alright, I'm goin'. I'm goin'. But, remember, hey -- If you need anything...

Lucky

And these are the rest of the guys. Guys, this is Yipper.

Yipper!

All this to help stray dogs find homes?

Lucky

And to goof on humans, but that's just a perk.

Lucky

Move aside, move aside! Give him air.

Niblet

Oh no! Is he --

Lucky

Playing dead? I'm afraid so.

[With eyes closed, muttering] My person...my person...oh...

Lucky

Yipper! Yipper! It's worse than I thought. Emergency wiener, stat!

Huh? Oh, gee, thanks, guys. I was having the craziest dream. I-I met this boy, see, and he was perfect and --

Lucky

It wasn't a dream, Yipper. The kid was here.

[crying hysterically]

Cookie

Good job, doc.

Cookie

What the heck is that?

Lucky

It's called a flyer. Humans stick them up all over the place.

Cookie

You made it yourself?

Squirt

Of course not. What do you think, I'm crawling with thumbs? I called it in to the printers, and they delivered it.

Strudel

You are a genius, Squirt! I mean, not technically speaking, but, well, you know.

Lucky

Did you tell them to print exactly what I said?

Squirt

Absolutely. [clears throat] "Perky, adorable puppy for adoption..."

Throw me the ball! Throw me the ball!

Squirt

"One-of-a-kind royal dog with million-dollar fortune." I added that part.

Throw me the stick! Throw me the stick!

Squirt

"If interested, come to Shelter 17, Elm Street, Downtown".

Lucky

Fine. Now about getting those flyers posted --

Squirt

Already done. I called in some favors -- A pigeon here, a squirrel there. Bada bing, bada boom -- You got 200 of these things on lampposts, mailboxes, phone poles all over the city.

Cookie

Baby dog, sometimes you amaze me.

Squirt

Eh, it ain't nothing. It's like they say, you scratch my belly, I scratch yours. Now excuse me while I go take a nap. I've been, uh, scratching a lot of bellies, if you know what I mean.

Strudel

Actually, I don't know what he means.

Cookie

And I don't want to know.

Agatha

Well, good, because dogs are horrible, ugly, smelly creatures. If I ever came across one, I'd make into soup.

McLeish

[whimpers]

Lucky

Wow. That old lady's meaner than a junkyard human.

Cookie

Who cares? With food like this, I wish she'd visit everyday.

Squirt

Yeah, I'm surprised that chowhound, Niblet, ain't here, wolfing this stuff down. Where's he at, anyway?

Lucky

Yeah, good question. I've been looking for him all over, and...

Niblet

I'm not Niblet. I'm a tree. So go away, or so help me...I'll drip sap all over you.

Lucky

Come on, you can't hide forever.

Niblet

I have to, Lucky. If Rebound spots me, she'll never leave me alone.

Lucky

Aw, you're getting way more worked up over this than you need to. I mean, yeah, she can be a little energetic...

Niblet

Yeah, okay, Rebound. Let's play hide and go seek. You count to a billion.

(counting rapidly) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14...

Cookie

[to Lucky] She's gonna count all the way to a billion, isn't she?

Lucky

I think she just might.

...999,999,999, a billion! Ready or not, here I come!

Cookie

Oh, why, Lucky...

Lucky

[chuckles]

Cookie

...get off my belly!

Gonna find ya! Gonna find ya! Yay, yay, yay! Come on, come on, come on! Gonna find ya! Gonna find ya!

Lucky

Uh oh.

Agatha

Well, Leonard, I must say, your workplace looks remarkably not entirely disappointing.

McLeish

Oh, Mother, that's the most loving thing you've ever said to me. And I assure you, I'm just as important as these buildings look.

Cookie

Lucky, I need to talk to you.

Lucky

(still smiling) What is it, Cooks?

Cookie

It's about Dolly.

Lucky

(trancelike) Dolly?

Cookie

Lucky?!

Lucky

Rebound? Rebound, are you under there?

(from somewhere in the bleachers) No!

Cookie

Good thing brains isn't a part of the competition.

Lucky

Everyone know the plan?

Cookie

Yeah, but I still don't get why this guy has five of everything.

Strudel

It's a common human sales strategy. For some reason, they like to see us animals selling them products.

Squirt

Yeah, I knew a marmot once who got his picture on boxes of nuts. Guy was fixed for life -- all of the pistachios he could eat.

Niblet

Wow! Can I get my picture on a bag of marshmallows, Lucky? 'Cause I love marshmallows, and I want to be fixed for life, too. I mean, not fixed fixed, but, you know...