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Pound Puppies · Season 1, Episode 15

Cookie, Lucky and others in “Unfinished Business”

What the heck is that?

It's called a flyer. Humans stick them up all over the place.

You made it yourself?

Of course not. What do you think, I'm crawling with thumbs? I called it in to the printers, and they delivered it.

You are a genius, Squirt! I mean, not technically speaking, but, well, you know.

Did you tell them to print exactly what I said?

Absolutely. [clears throat] "Perky, adorable puppy for adoption..."

Throw me the ball! Throw me the ball!

"One-of-a-kind royal dog with million-dollar fortune." I added that part.

Throw me the stick! Throw me the stick!

"If interested, come to Shelter 17, Elm Street, Downtown".

Fine. Now about getting those flyers posted --

Already done. I called in some favors -- A pigeon here, a squirrel there. Bada bing, bada boom -- You got 200 of these things on lampposts, mailboxes, phone poles all over the city.

Baby dog, sometimes you amaze me.

Eh, it ain't nothing. It's like they say, you scratch my belly, I scratch yours. Now excuse me while I go take a nap. I've been, uh, scratching a lot of bellies, if you know what I mean.

Actually, I don't know what he means.

And I don't want to know.

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