Niblet quotes from Pound Puppies

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Niblet

What?! NO! You can't go, Lucky! You're the thick sticky gravy that holds our kibble together.

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Scenes with Niblet 40

[sighs]

Hey, kid. Feeling a little down in the muzzle?

Nah, I'm okay. A little sore around the collar is all.

Well, old Kecthum can be kind of rough, but he's okay once you've got him trained. They call me Lucky, by the way. On account of my great good fortune.

Well, they call me Yipper, for no particular reason at all.

Well, Yipper, welcome to Shelter 17, the cooshest pound this side of paradise.

What's so coosh about it? Looks like any other joint I've been in.

That's 'cause you're only viewing it from the top side.

Top side? Well, what other side is there?

Funny you should ask.

What the heck?!

After you.

Wow!

Pretty cool, huh?

GRGolden Retriever

[on phone] Hello, Pet Mart? We need 600 pounds of chewies delivered asap.

Y-you guys talk to humans?

Well, only when they don't know it, and only when absolutely necessary.

Wait! You're the Pound Puppies! I thought you guys were just a legend.

Oh no, we're real all right. If a dog needs a home, we're the ones to find him one. No matter how much the humans mess things up.

Oof!

Oh, excuse me.

What are you doing down here, mutt?!

Well, uh...

Don't you know this a command center? No unauthorized dogs without proper identifi --

Down, Cookie! He's a new guy, a stray.

A stray?! Oh, sorry, pumpkin. I didn't know. I'm Cookie. Listen, if anyone gives you any trouble, just let me know and I'll chew them out.

Oh, gee. You don't have to yell at anybody for me.

No, I mean literally chew them out...with my teeth.

Uh, thanks, I-I guess.

Oh, no trouble at all. Okay, I'm out of here, Luck. Gotta go walk my human.

You got a human?

'Course I do! Half the dogs down here got homes on the outside.

Wow!

And remember, ...with my teeth.

Oh boy, she's tough.

Yeah, and that's when she's in a good mood.

Niblet

Lucky! Lucky! I got something important to tell ya! Really, really, really important!

Yipper, meet Niblet.

Niblet

Oh, hiya, Yipper! Welcome to our secret headquarters! Secret, but fun!

So, Niblet, what's so important?

Niblet

Um...I forgot.

Good guy, that Niblet. Just don't let him bury your bone, or you'll never see it again.

[from another room] No, no, no, no! You're doing it all wrong!

You better meet Strudel. Possibly the smartest wiener dog the world has ever known.

You've got the diodes connected to the transmuter, and the transmuter connected to the L.E.D.! Didn't anyone look at the schematics?!

Oh, if only I had opposable thumbs!

What, Mr. Nut-Nut? You got it working? Oh, finally my work of staggering genius is complete! Let's give it a shot.

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Move aside, move aside! Give him air.

Niblet

Oh no! Is he --

Playing dead? I'm afraid so.

[With eyes closed, muttering] My person...my person...oh...

Yipper! Yipper! It's worse than I thought. Emergency wiener, stat!

Huh? Oh, gee, thanks, guys. I was having the craziest dream. I-I met this boy, see, and he was perfect and --

It wasn't a dream, Yipper. The kid was here.

[crying hysterically]

Good job, doc.

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Niblet

I'm not Niblet. I'm a tree. So go away, or so help me...I'll drip sap all over you.

Come on, you can't hide forever.

Niblet

I have to, Lucky. If Rebound spots me, she'll never leave me alone.

Aw, you're getting way more worked up over this than you need to. I mean, yeah, she can be a little energetic...

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Niblet

Yeah, okay, Rebound. Let's play hide and go seek. You count to a billion.

(counting rapidly) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14...

[to Lucky] She's gonna count all the way to a billion, isn't she?

I think she just might.

...999,999,999, a billion! Ready or not, here I come!

Oh, why, Lucky...

[chuckles]

...get off my belly!

Gonna find ya! Gonna find ya! Yay, yay, yay! Come on, come on, come on! Gonna find ya! Gonna find ya!

Uh oh.

Agatha

Well, Leonard, I must say, your workplace looks remarkably not entirely disappointing.

McLeish

Oh, Mother, that's the most loving thing you've ever said to me. And I assure you, I'm just as important as these buildings look.

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McLeish

[whimpers] Maybe.

Found you! Oh, Niblet, that was great! We should do this all the time! Don't you think? Don'tcha?! Huh?! We should always be together, just you and me, me and you, you, you, you, me, me, me, brother and sister, together forever and ever --

Niblet

Stop! I can't take it no more!

What do you mean?

Niblet

[groans] All you do is follow me around and jump all over me and lick me! You're the most annoyingest little sister who ever got born, and I don't want to see you ever, ever, ever again!

Okay. If that's what you want. [sniffles]

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So, who's the target?

Name -- Becky O'Bannon, 9 years old. Has been wanting a puppy since she was 3. She and Wagster match up in the 99th percentile on the pup-to-person ratio chart.

Niblet

Wagster's got a human friend! Wagster's got a human friend!

That's the whole point, nimrod.

Niblet

Oh, yeah.

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Niblet

Oh, they're gonna humiliorate my poor sis! She's gonna be the laughing-sock of the whole show!

Well, that's the pageant game.

What do you know about it?

You kidding? I was a show dog myself back in the old country. My stage name was Strudel Die Schnitzel Von Wiener.

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Everyone know the plan?

Yeah, but I still don't get why this guy has five of everything.

It's a common human sales strategy. For some reason, they like to see us animals selling them products.

Yeah, I knew a marmot once who got his picture on boxes of nuts. Guy was fixed for life -- all of the pistachios he could eat.

Niblet

Wow! Can I get my picture on a bag of marshmallows, Lucky? 'Cause I love marshmallows, and I want to be fixed for life, too. I mean, not fixed fixed, but, you know...

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They're not over here.

They're not over here either.

Niblet

Why did my little buddies run away?! Why?!

They couldn't have gotten far. They have little, tiny legs.

We better split up. You guys go that way, we'll go this way.

Right!

CNCookie, Niblet, Strudel, and Squirt

Oof!

[groans] Where's Lucky when you need him?!

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Aaaaaaaaaah!

Niblet

Whoa! What was that?

Sounded like a blown Strudel gasket.

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When I said jump, Niblet, I meant from the same side.

Niblet

Oops. Sorry. Wait! I got a idea!

Niblet, no!

Niblet

Aah!

Aaaaah! Oof!

Niblet

Squirt, you okay?

I will be, Niblet, if from now on you just leave the thinking to me.

Niblet

I'm sorry, Squirt. You're my bestest friend, and I got you trapped on a spooky flight to scaredy land! [sobs]

Uh, hey, hey, come on. I mean, sure you did get me trapped on a spooky flight to scaredy land, but, eh, it's not all bad.

Niblet

It's not?

Ah, of course it's not, I mean, 'cause, you know, we got each other. We're best buds, Niblet. I got your back...

Niblet

And you have mine!

Yeah, yeah. Something like that.

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Niblet

Shouldn't we stop and find some shelter? It's getting pretty dark.

No. Okay? We got to keep moving. See if we can find a town.

Niblet

Aah! What was that?

An owl.

Niblet

A wise and gentle owl?

No. A chihuahua-eating owl. Come on!

Aah! Hey, it's after us! Run!

Niblet

Whatever you say, buddy!

NSNiblet and Squirt

Aaaaah!

NSNiblet and Squirt

Ow. Ow. Ugh!

Niblet

Ugh. Wow, Squirt. Falling down that cliff was really, really painful, but we sure outsmarted that owl, didn't we? (calls out to the woods): In your beak, owl! Who's wise now?! Hey, squirt. [chuckles]

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(muffled): Get off of my face!

Niblet

Oh, what a relief. I was worried something bad happened to you.

Something bad? Why, I oughta -- [sniffs] Oh, great. You and your big fat backside knocked the scent right out of my nose. Now, there's no way I can smell us to town.

Niblet

Sorry.

Whatever. Look, l-let's just stay put till tomorrow morning.

Niblet

Okay.

All we need to do is find some kind of shelter while we still got some moonlight.

Why am I not surprised?