Rebound quotes from Pound Puppies

[as she tackles Niblet] Niblet! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, it's Niblet, it's Niblet, my bestest big brother, Niblet!

Your versions of those stories sure have a lot of bears in them.

And besides, how can it be wrong for you to be with Suzanne and Bumper if you know in your heart that it's so right? You should never give up on your dream.

Cookie

What the heck is that?

Lucky

It's called a flyer. Humans stick them up all over the place.

Cookie

You made it yourself?

Squirt

Of course not. What do you think, I'm crawling with thumbs? I called it in to the printers, and they delivered it.

Strudel

You are a genius, Squirt! I mean, not technically speaking, but, well, you know.

Lucky

Did you tell them to print exactly what I said?

Squirt

Absolutely. [clears throat] "Perky, adorable puppy for adoption..."

Throw me the ball! Throw me the ball!

Squirt

"One-of-a-kind royal dog with million-dollar fortune." I added that part.

Throw me the stick! Throw me the stick!

Squirt

"If interested, come to Shelter 17, Elm Street, Downtown".

Lucky

Fine. Now about getting those flyers posted --

Squirt

Already done. I called in some favors -- A pigeon here, a squirrel there. Bada bing, bada boom -- You got 200 of these things on lampposts, mailboxes, phone poles all over the city.

Cookie

Baby dog, sometimes you amaze me.

Squirt

Eh, it ain't nothing. It's like they say, you scratch my belly, I scratch yours. Now excuse me while I go take a nap. I've been, uh, scratching a lot of bellies, if you know what I mean.

Strudel

Actually, I don't know what he means.

Cookie

And I don't want to know.

Niblet

Yeah, okay, Rebound. Let's play hide and go seek. You count to a billion.

(counting rapidly) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14...

Cookie

[to Lucky] She's gonna count all the way to a billion, isn't she?

Lucky

I think she just might.

...999,999,999, a billion! Ready or not, here I come!

Cookie

Oh, why, Lucky...

Lucky

[chuckles]

Cookie

...get off my belly!

Gonna find ya! Gonna find ya! Yay, yay, yay! Come on, come on, come on! Gonna find ya! Gonna find ya!

Lucky

Uh oh.

Agatha

Well, Leonard, I must say, your workplace looks remarkably not entirely disappointing.

McLeish

Oh, Mother, that's the most loving thing you've ever said to me. And I assure you, I'm just as important as these buildings look.

McLeish

[whimpers] Maybe.

Found you! Oh, Niblet, that was great! We should do this all the time! Don't you think? Don'tcha?! Huh?! We should always be together, just you and me, me and you, you, you, you, me, me, me, brother and sister, together forever and ever --

Niblet

Stop! I can't take it no more!

What do you mean?

Niblet

[groans] All you do is follow me around and jump all over me and lick me! You're the most annoyingest little sister who ever got born, and I don't want to see you ever, ever, ever again!

Okay. If that's what you want. [sniffles]

Lucky

Rebound? Rebound, are you under there?

(from somewhere in the bleachers) No!

Cookie

Good thing brains isn't a part of the competition.

That's not Agatha! She's a short old lady with gray hair and big, goofy glasses.

Squirt

You just described half the passengers on this ship.

Cookie

I'm heading home right after the party.

Niblet

I'm going to sneak into Rebound's house today after Agatha takes off her glasses.

[Runs up to him.] She'll think he's a couch!

Hey, I'll tell you what, toots -- you want to be useful? Why don't you take me on a tour of the house?

Yay! Come on. It'll be fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

Yeah, fun. Like mange is fun.

Strudel

The singing Rebound video is up to seven million hits now, and that's on this one site alone!

I'm really sorry.

Cupcake

It's okay Rebound, it's not your fault.

It's not?

Cupcake

Actually, it kinda is.

I saw this show once where this guy looked like he was guilty of robbing something even though he wasn't guilty, and then some detective people proved he wasn't guilty, and then they got the real guy, and then the first guy went free and kissed his wife, and that's what happened!

Cupcake

It's the perfect plan. We'll be defectives!

Patches

Detectives!

Oh no! Fame has gone to Cupcake's head! What a terrible development!

Patches

Worse than terrible, Rebound. It's like something from a sitcom!

Dolly

There's been a lot of talk about you three at headquarters lately.

Cupcake

I knew it, it's because we blew up the FKD – over and over again.

I blame myself.

Cupcake

I blame you too.

Hey!