Lucky quotes from Pound Puppies

Lucky

Strudel, there you are. Listen, I-I need that radio collar you said you'd --

Strudel

Right here, Lucky.

Lucky

Perfect. Gotta run!

Strudel

Okay, but I wanted to ask if --

Strudel

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Niblet

Whoa! What was that?

Lucky

Sounded like a blown Strudel gasket.

Lucky

Hang in there, Strudel. They've got to know where that plane went.

Strudel

What? It went where?!

Strudel

[gasps] Alright. Thank you, frustrating human lady.

Lucky

The Shanghai in China?!

Strudel

Uh huh!

Cookie

Our map doesn't even go to China.

Strudel

But the plane also made a number of stops along the way to drop off cargo -- [points to different parts of the map] here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here. And here.

Cookie

Great. They could be anywhere. We'll never find them.

Lucky

Not necessarily. After all, we're part of an international organization. Strudel, get on the phone. Contact every branch of the Pound Puppy network in every one of these places.

Strudel

You've got it, boss.

Lucky

(to himself): We'll find you guys. Just hold tight, have faith, and please, don't do anything stupid.

Strudel

So, all we need to do is retrace the route back to your human's cabin. Mission accomplished.

Buddy

Are you kidding? I can hardly remember the ride over here. I had other things to concentrate on, what with that shifty malcontent aggravating my nervous kidneys.

Strudel

That does pose a problem.

Lucky

Wait a minute. Maybe that shifty malcontent's your answer.

Cookie

What are you talking about?

Lucky

Well, if Buddy and that other dog were picked up around the same place, maybe he can help us get Buddy home.

Strudel

Brilliant! He may be surly, but a dog will always help out another dog.

(from washtub) Is that so?

Strudel

You okay?

Lucky

I can't believe she left us.

Strudel

She didn't leave us. She went with them'.

Lucky

But doesn't she realize how much I -- we need her?

Strudel

Did you ever tell her?

Lucky

Yeah. No. I-I think so.

Strudel

Well, how can you expect someone to know something, if you never tell them?

Squirt

Bad luck is bad luck. You can't just wash it off with soap and water.

Lucky

You know, I get why Niblet believes in all this hocus-pocus stuff. I mean, he refuses to eat out of the left side of his dish ever Tuesday, Friday, and third Monday.

Niblet

That's so the magic flea angels won't get me.

Lucky

But, you, Squirt -- I don't understand.

Squirt

See? Everything the kid touches turns to wet kibble.

It's true, Mr. Lucky. I'm a jinx.

Lucky

No, you're not. It was just a coincidence.

Dolly

A coincidence that ruined my perm.

He's more perfect than Pi. Oh, I can't wait to show him to all of the kids in my algebra class. For once, they'll see that their old math teacher's search for perfection has come to fruition. All I have to do now is ride home, tell the wife, and bring her back here to see her new pet.

Lucky

(to Taboo) See? I told you it's not bad luck.

Be sure to leave a little sign on the gate, Olaf! I don't want anybody to take that dog before I --

Olaf

Mr. Geekman!

Squirt

(sarcastically) Oh no, no. He's not bad luck at all.

Strudel

Stupendous!

Lucky

Strudel, what is it?

Strudel

You won't believe this, but if you multiply the diameter of the parking lot by the height of the fence, then divide it by the length of this kennel, you get Pi!

Niblet

(as Lucky, Cookie, Squirt, and himself look at Strudel confused): Cherry or pumpkin?

Lucky

I think I have an idea.

Hey, man, that's my roof you're messing with. Put it back. The metal blocks the gamma rays from the dog-catcher's pup-detector.

Lucky

Oh, sorry, strange, random puppy.

Squirt

We got to get rid of this walking handbag. He's a menace!

Lucky

I thought you never met a mutt you didn't like.

Squirt

He ain't no mutt. He's an alligator.

Niblet

An alligator who can talk!

Cookie

Yeah. How'd you learn to do that, anyway?

Oh, you know, from other dogs, much like yourselves.

Squirt

Yeah, dogs you ate.

Not me. Oh, I'm a vegetarian.

Squirt

I don't care if you're a Presbyterian. You're not a pet like us.

Squirt

Hold me back, Lucky, or I'll tear him limb from limb!

Lucky

Oh sure. (Flatly) Don't do it, Squirt. He's not worth the trouble.

Squirt

Yeah, I suppose you're right. But if Sarge ever bad-mouths an innocent, young pup like that while I'm around, it's gonna take more than just Lucky to hold me back.

Lucky

Hey, Pepper.

Squirt

We're real sorry.

It's all I ever wanted -- to do good, get the bad guys. Now I guess I'll have to settle for being some old lady's purse dog.

Cookie

What?! I can't believe you're gonna let some uppity, establishment dog tell you what you can and cannot do.

Sarge is the K9 commander. He must know what he's talking about.

Squirt

That guy? He doesn't know his haunches from his hind quarters.