Olaf quotes from Pound Puppies

Olaf

Wow, Mr. McLeish. It's like the dog pound Hercules would've worked at if he was a dog catcher.

McLeish

This is no longer a dog pound, Olaf, and I'm no longer a dog catcher. Today, I'm...

Olaf

Oh, that sounds important. What is it?

McLeish

Exactly and exactly. When Mother drops by, she'll be impressed for sure, yet she'll have no idea why. Did I mention I'm a genius?

Olaf

Everyday, sir. But what if the dogs start barking?

McLeish

That's where you come in, Olaf. While my mother's here, it's your job to keep the dogs quiet.

Olaf

Quiet? How am I supposed to keep a pound full of dogs quiet?

McLeish

Here. Take this. It's the key to my personal beef locker. If those mutts so much as make a peep, throw a steak in their jowls.

Olaf

Mmm. Beef.

McLeish

Fine. Throw a steak in your own jowls, too. But keep those dogs quiet. All I can say is Mother better end up proud of me. All this shameless lying is costing me a fortune.

McLeish

So, you found him just wandering the fairgrounds, eh, Ketchum? Wonder why he's wearing a vest and hat.

Olaf

Maybe he's in show business.

McLeish

Show business? Where do you get these lame ideas?

Olaf

Uh, from my head.

He's more perfect than Pi. Oh, I can't wait to show him to all of the kids in my algebra class. For once, they'll see that their old math teacher's search for perfection has come to fruition. All I have to do now is ride home, tell the wife, and bring her back here to see her new pet.

Lucky

(to Taboo) See? I told you it's not bad luck.

Be sure to leave a little sign on the gate, Olaf! I don't want anybody to take that dog before I --

Olaf

Mr. Geekman!

Squirt

(sarcastically) Oh no, no. He's not bad luck at all.

Olaf

What's the problem, Mr. McLeish?

McLeish

I'm trying to complete a very important construction project.

Olaf

Your Pretty Pink Princess Glitter-Wing Kite Kit?

McLeish

Well, that's part of it. But the dogs out here are going all higgledy piggledy.

Olaf

Higgledy piggledy, sir?

McLeish

It's a technical term. Look it up sometime.

[howls]

McLeish

It means that.

Olaf

[notices stain on McLeish's new sweater] Oh, Mr. McLeish, it looks like you spilled coffee all over your brand new sweater vest.

McLeish

[realizes that the stain is from Puddles urinating.] That's...not...coffee. Yu-u-u-u-uck!

McLeish

[runs up to him] Olaf! Did you see a strange woman run out just now?

Olaf

No, sir. I-I thought I heard someone--

McLeish

You too?! I was just attacked by an-an-- [looks down and sees the dress that was part of Cookie's disguise] [gasps] Look! Do you know what this means?

Olaf

I'd rather not say, Mr. McLeish. It's really none of my business.

McLeish

What? No! It's an alien disguise! They zip themselves up in disguises! I saw it on TV! They must be after the communications device. Oh! It must have fallen off when I repelled the invader. Well, don't just stand there babbling, Olaf! Hide! I gotta call Dr. Sculder. The safety of the human race is at stake! [He throughs the dress in the air and it lands on Olaf as he runs away.]