[sighs]
Hey, kid. Feeling a little down in the muzzle?
Nah, I'm okay. A little sore around the collar is all.
Well, old Kecthum can be kind of rough, but he's okay once you've got him trained. They call me Lucky, by the way. On account of my great good fortune.
Well, they call me Yipper, for no particular reason at all.
Well, Yipper, welcome to Shelter 17, the cooshest pound this side of paradise.
What's so coosh about it? Looks like any other joint I've been in.
That's 'cause you're only viewing it from the top side.
Top side? Well, what other side is there?
Funny you should ask.
What the heck?!
After you.
Wow!
Pretty cool, huh?
[on phone] Hello, Pet Mart? We need 600 pounds of chewies delivered asap.
Y-you guys talk to humans?
Well, only when they don't know it, and only when absolutely necessary.
Wait! You're the Pound Puppies! I thought you guys were just a legend.
Oh no, we're real all right. If a dog needs a home, we're the ones to find him one. No matter how much the humans mess things up.
Oof!
Oh, excuse me.
What are you doing down here, mutt?!
Well, uh...
Don't you know this a command center? No unauthorized dogs without proper identifi --
Down, Cookie! He's a new guy, a stray.
A stray?! Oh, sorry, pumpkin. I didn't know. I'm Cookie. Listen, if anyone gives you any trouble, just let me know and I'll chew them out.
Oh, gee. You don't have to yell at anybody for me.
No, I mean literally chew them out...with my teeth.
Uh, thanks, I-I guess.
Oh, no trouble at all. Okay, I'm out of here, Luck. Gotta go walk my human.
You got a human?
'Course I do! Half the dogs down here got homes on the outside.
Wow!
And remember, ...with my teeth.
Oh boy, she's tough.
Yeah, and that's when she's in a good mood.
Lucky! Lucky! I got something important to tell ya! Really, really, really important!
Yipper, meet Niblet.
Oh, hiya, Yipper! Welcome to our secret headquarters! Secret, but fun!
So, Niblet, what's so important?
Um...I forgot.
Good guy, that Niblet. Just don't let him bury your bone, or you'll never see it again.
[from another room] No, no, no, no! You're doing it all wrong!
You better meet Strudel. Possibly the smartest wiener dog the world has ever known.
You've got the diodes connected to the transmuter, and the transmuter connected to the L.E.D.! Didn't anyone look at the schematics?!
Oh, if only I had opposable thumbs!
What, Mr. Nut-Nut? You got it working? Oh, finally my work of staggering genius is complete! Let's give it a shot.
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