Patches quotes from Pound Puppies

Patches

If Cookie told Cookie to just stay and do nothing, would she just stay and do nothing?

My friends, we may be small, we may be dainty, but do you know what's deep inside each and every one of us?

Uh, goose-liver fois gras on stone-ground whole wheat crackers?

No. The primal howl! Raise your heads proudly and let me hear you howl to the moon!

Patches

Isn't that a disco ball?

It will suffice.

Cupcake

I was on the internet once when I fell into the toilet.

Patches

Hey! Me Too!

Lucky

All right then, let's do this! On, Cookie! On, Strudel! On, puppies with bows! On, Niblet! On, Squirt-Squirt! Let's go, doggies, go!

Patches

Bye, guys! Good luck!

Lucky

Be good, pups. We'll be back soon.

Niblet

Don't eat all the kibble cake!

Cupcake

You already did!

Niblet

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Cupcake

Rebound, I will never doubt you again.

Patches

I will, but not about this.

Patches

This place is cool!

Yes. Yes it is.

Lucky

Yeah? Well, your elevator operator coughed on me. Probably gave me scurvy. Nothing fancy about scurvy, is there?

I saw this show once where this guy looked like he was guilty of robbing something even though he wasn't guilty, and then some detective people proved he wasn't guilty, and then they got the real guy, and then the first guy went free and kissed his wife, and that's what happened!

Cupcake

It's the perfect plan. We'll be defectives!

Patches

Detectives!

Oh no! Fame has gone to Cupcake's head! What a terrible development!

Patches

Worse than terrible, Rebound. It's like something from a sitcom!

[Referring to Rebound] Are all you dogs like this? Because it's very overwhelming.

Patches

Naw, She just does this when she gets excited...or happy...or confused...or bored. Okay. Yeah, she's always like this. But that's just her.

Patches

Alright, so what's your deal? How come you were so determined to keep Spoons from being with a dog?

Believe it or not, when I was a kitten, my best friend was a puppy. But then he left me to be with his perfect person. Just like that. It broke my heart. And I guess it left me wary of dogs. But now, I don't know. Maybe I should try and find that pup so I can hear his side of the story. After all, you dogs-well, some of you, anyway--you're not half bad.

Patches

Same goes for you cats.

Lucky

Hiya, bull.

Lucky

...Gee up close you...a look a lot more realistic, than I expected...

Strudel

Yoohoo! Lucky! I'm here with a scary, bull! Oh those boys will be frightened by this for sure.

Lucky

Wait?!?! You mean...That's the fake bull?!? Then this...this one's?!?!?

Lucky

AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

Patches

Run Lucky, run!!!

Niblet

Oh, hey look! The real bull's still out there!

Lucky

HELP!!!!

Strudel

Weren't YOU supposed to lure him into pen before Lucky arrived, so we could replace him with this?! And then the girls would, quote en quote, rescue the boys, and the boys would be so impressed, that they'd lose their prejudice against the girls?!?!

Niblet

Yeah, but then I got distracted when you asked me to inflate the inner tubes on that raft. Good thing we had all that propane lying around, filling that up was a snap!

Lucky

(In the background) HELP!!!!

Strudel

Remind me to ask Dolly how you ever qualified to be a Pound Puppy.