[Team Rocket realizes they recorded their own snoring instead of Jigglypuff's song]
What is that awful sound?
It's all of us snoring!
What are we supposed to do with that?
S1 E43The Song of Jigglypuff
S1 E44Attack of the Prehistoric Pokémon
[Gary is digging for fossils and stumbles upon one]
GGary
Success! My first Pokémon fossil!
FGFan Girls
Yay! Gary, Gary, he's the best! Found a fossil before the rest! Go, Gary!
[An expert comes over, takes the fossil out of Gary's hands and examines it]
GGary
Impressive, isn't it? Found it on my first try. Looks like a brain from an extinct Pokémon.
EExpert
This is-
GGary
[hopeful] A brain?
EExpert
It's fossilized Pokémon manure.
[Gary face faults]
FGFan Girls
Ew. Yuck! Gross!
S1 E46Holy Matrimony!
[Arriving next to the normal mansion]
AAsh
Whoa! Look at that!
It's huge!
I've seen shopping malls smaller than this place!
It must have a hundred rooms!
AAsh
It's the biggest mansion I've ever seen!
HHopkins
[through the megaphone] This is not the mansion! This little dog house is for Growlie.
[After hearing James' tragic but fake story]
That's such a sad ending!
That poor kid!
I can't believe James is gone!
AAsh
I miss him!
[annoyed] Hmph! JAMES IS STANDING RIGHT HERE!
Huh? Wait. Yeah, that right! [both Jessie and Meowth glare at him] Aah! I'm all mixed up!
[sighs] I guess all of that money and luxury was just too tempting for James to give up.
S1 E47So Near, Yet So Farfetch'd
AAsh
You bumped into him?
That must've been when the backpacks were switched?
How could this happen? I HAD ALL THE POKEMON I EVER CAUGHT IN THAT BACKPACK!!!! [burst into tears]
Pikachu.
S1 E48The Battling Eevee Brothers
[Jessie breathes fire in anger]
Wow! Jessie just evolved into a Flareon!
Well, it's back to eating the lunch of losers.
Victory tasted a lot better.
S1 E49Bulbasaur's Mysterious Garden
AAsh
It's gotta be okay. [as Nurse Joy and Chansey cart Bulbasaur to the healing room, a bunch of flowers start to bloom in the vase magically]
[noticing the flowers] Prii! Toge, Toge, Toge, Toge, Toge, Toge, Toge, Togepri!
What's the matter, Togepi? Is something wrong? Huh?
S1 E52The Ultimate Test
There seems to be a little mix-up!
S1 E53The Breeding Center Secret
James! Watch where you're throwing that dirt!
Watch?! I can't see the foot in front of my face!
If you don't quit squawkin', you'll see the foot in front of your face! Mine!
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