Pokémon Season 1 quotes

Now we need a total makeover so nobody we ripped off can recognize us!

They're all just jealous because they're not attractive enough to wear our designs!

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD!

So long, Salon Roquet!

Honey baked ham! Roast leg of lamb! Strawberry jam!

Sirloin steaks! Chocolate cakes!

Can't you numbskulls think of anything but food?!

It looks like it works. Really appreciate it.

Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Gee, that Magnemite is following Pikachu around like some sort of streaker.

Um, Ash, you mean 'stalker'.

Professor Oak

[chuckles] It's been quite a while since Ash sent me a new Pokémon. I wonder what he's captured this time? [a Poke Ball popped open, and as Professor Oak held his nose, out of it comes a very rancid Muk!] Hmm? Ugh! What is that smell?! Ew... What's the idea of sending me a Muk?! Yecch!

MUK!!!

Oh thanks. Wait! This can't happen!

Some principle of induced evolution.

[reads a manual] It says here that Pokémon need to accumulate a certain amount of experience points before they can successfully evolve.

[depressed] Our experience is nothing but losing.

Venonat? It's you! I'm gonna teach you a lesson! [runs up to it, but it jumps back through the door it came out of] Come back! [enters through the door, but screams upon seeing spinning projectiles flying towards him]

[react upon hearing the projectiles hit the wall and are concerned about Ash] Ash!

Pikachu

Kachu! [Ash!]

Where is he?

There must be another way out.

Maybe it's just another trick.

Someone help me...

[cackles and jumps down from the ceiling] Born in darkness, living in darkness, such is the fate of the ninja. I am Aya, ninja warrior!

[about Aya's uniform color] But don't you think that color is a little bright for a ninja?

I don't need your fashion report! But tell me, didn't you enjoy my little star treatment? [reveals her shuriken]

You can't just chuck throwing stars around. It's dangerous!

That's right! Tell her, Brock!

[lovestruck] I think that electric pink suits you perfectly, and you certainly look lovely. [but Aya responds by slapping Brock's hand, much to Ash and Misty's shock and embarrassment]

[pushes Brock away] This is a training camp! It was your fault you let your guard down.

[offended] My guard down?

I won't let you leave this mansion without having a Pokémon battle with me, first. [her Venonat appears behind her]

[shrugs] Oh, that thing!

This Venonat informed me that three stupid-looking people had entered the mansion.

For your information, we're not the stupid ones around here! I accept your challenge! [suddenly remembers he's still stuck] Uh, but first, could you let me down from here?

One Pokémon for each of us. Choose yours now.

[growls after his defeat] You're the reason I didn't win the Pokémon challenge! Team Rocket's the worst.

We'll just have to plan better next year.

And maybe you can get some nicer riding clothes.

And give that smelly bird a bath.

I guess our secret past is not a secret anymore.

I kind of wish it still was!

Will you stop it, Meowth?!

The only way we can get out of this mess is to dress you up like a Dratini and present you to the boss.

Pea-brains! This won't work!

It's a Pika-Palooza!

We're at the Pika of our powers.

Chu can say that again, Jess!

What do you think they're doing?

Well, I think they might be cheering. For Ash and for Pikachu!

Pikachu

[leaps up to him] Pikapi!

Pikachu!

Another adventure has brought Ash and Pikachu even closer. In their hearts, they know they'll go on to face every challenge together.

Well, that was a complete waste of time.

Looks like we're through.

[notices Electabuzz and Scyther charging at them] Huh? Unfortunately, we're not quite through yet.

Huh?

Scyther!

Blblblblblblbl!

AAH!

Somebody...

HELP!

Well, there goes our billions.

And zillions.

I'm a hero, but I got zero!