[Gary is digging for fossils and stumbles upon one]
GGary
Success! My first Pokémon fossil!
FGFan Girls
Yay! Gary, Gary, he's the best! Found a fossil before the rest! Go, Gary!
[An expert comes over, takes the fossil out of Gary's hands and examines it]
GGary
Impressive, isn't it? Found it on my first try. Looks like a brain from an extinct Pokémon.
EExpert
This is-
GGary
[hopeful] A brain?
EExpert
It's fossilized Pokémon manure.
[Gary face faults]
FGFan Girls
Ew. Yuck! Gross!
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