Pokémon quotes

Telekinesis is okay, but I have my own secret method for bending spoons. [bends the spoon with his hands and laughs] Muscle over mind!

Embarrassing.

Just pretend we never met him before.

I'm feeling like a ghost myself [He turns and got a deadly Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror skull mask on] BBLLLLAAAAAHHH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[after frightening his group with a deadly skull mask] Sorry, guys! I was just testing you. If we're gonna try to catch a Ghost Pokémon, we gotta learn to deal with fear. That's the only way we can become great Pokémon trainers.

You must be crazy!

Don't ever do that!

You mangy alley cat! You numskull! You ruined my beautiful face!

Look!

Huh! [They see at all of those floating in the air] AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

WOOOAAAAHHH!! HELP ME!

Ohh... Sabrina's the meanest Trainer I ever met.

She wasn't always such a mischievous girl.

You mean, you knew Sabrina before she changed?

Huh? Well! I've heard stories.

Though she was very young, Sabrina became completely obsessed with her psychic training. She didn't want to make friends. all she wanted was to be left alone to develop her powers! Her parents tried to help, but Sabrina used her psychic powers to drive them away. The conflict caused Sabrina to split into two girls. The strong Pokémon Trainer who was always causing trouble, and the lonely little girl who desperately desires to make friends! That doll that Sabrina always holds represents her true self, before her training. Of course, she rejected her own heart!

Sabrina had this picture of her family in her room. If you have the same picture, then, that must mean you are...

Huh?! [thinks] Does he know? He must have figured it out by now. After everything I said, he must have figured out the truth about Sabrina and me. He must realize that I'm Sabrina's Father!

...Then, that must mean you are a photographer.

[face faults] Whoa!

Pikachu

Pika!

Don't you see?! Don't you get it?!

Get what?

Never mind...

Sabrina turned Brock and Misty into dolls.

Yeah, there's nothing we can do about that.

Huh?!

The only way to rescue your friends is to defeat Sabrina. Isn't that why you traveled to Lavender Town, to get a Ghost Pokémon?

But Haunter has disappeared someplace.

Then, you must find Haunter first. Without it, you'll never be able to defeat Sabrina and her Psychic Pokémon.

I guess not...

To protect the world from devastation.

To unite all people within our nation.

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie!

James!

Yeah, yeah, that's very dramatic. Now, let's cut to the chase, and catch that Pikachu.

Just leave that to us.

By the way, what is the secret weapon you cooked up this time?

A deadly weapon that has been perfected for over thousands of years. Now, we've learned to use its awesome powers. With a flick of this fishing net, we'll round up Pikachu.

You mean that's your secret weapon?!

It takes a genius to realize a fishing net is the perfect weapon!

Oh, James, it's the greatest discovery since Einstein invented the light bulb!

[sing and dance] Even greater than the chicken who invented the egg!

All of us true geniuses know, of course, that it was actually the egg that preceded the chicken.

Of course. I knew that. I had just forgotten.

Now you got my brain scrambled! Let's cut the egg-splanations and capture Pikachu!

Don't laugh, Jessie, otherwise you are going to let go.

I won't crack. The Members of Team Rocket have been trained to resist all silliness, and to be totally serious!

Hello, up there! Anyone?! We're trapped down here!

Stop pouring cement!

Get me outta here quick!

A little cement....

...will never stop Team Rocket.

A little cement?

Whoa! [flee] We're blasting off again!

Professor Oak

I can't write a good poem without rhymes, and you can't be a good Pokémon trainer without catching more Pokémon.

[Holding a box of rice balls] These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut!

P for Pretty, E for Elegant, R for Radiant, F for Fun, U for Urbane, M for Mysterious, E for Energy, and that spells...

Perfume!

Right!

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

YOU INSENSITIVE LITTLE WORM!

What did I say?

GET OUT! AND DON'T COME BACK!

I don't wanna come back! I'm on my way to the Celadon Gym!

It stinks...

Just like your plan!

You said it!