Jessie, James and others in “Haunter vs. Kadabra”

To protect the world from devastation.

To unite all people within our nation.

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie!

James!

Yeah, yeah, that's very dramatic. Now, let's cut to the chase, and catch that Pikachu.

Just leave that to us.

By the way, what is the secret weapon you cooked up this time?

A deadly weapon that has been perfected for over thousands of years. Now, we've learned to use its awesome powers. With a flick of this fishing net, we'll round up Pikachu.

You mean that's your secret weapon?!

It takes a genius to realize a fishing net is the perfect weapon!

Oh, James, it's the greatest discovery since Einstein invented the light bulb!

[sing and dance] Even greater than the chicken who invented the egg!

All of us true geniuses know, of course, that it was actually the egg that preceded the chicken.

Of course. I knew that. I had just forgotten.

Now you got my brain scrambled! Let's cut the egg-splanations and capture Pikachu!