Surrender now with your exposed knees or prepare to fight!
S6 E5In the Knicker of Time
S6 E8A Tail with a Twist
MMax
I don't think it's about the food.
You're right. Treecko are tree climber Pokémon. Plus, they're pretty shy so it's more comfortable up there.
Poor Seviper!
It knows not what it's done!
S6 E9Taming of the Shroomish
MMay
[breathes in] Ahhh! That smells great!
MMax
What smells great? The air pollution, garbage, or the car exhaust?
I think there's a fungus!
And they're among us!
S6 E10You Said a Mouthful!
[after Taillow and Treecko lost to Pelliper]
MMax
NO! Not Fire attacks too?
That Pelipper is full of surprises, huh!
MMay
Um, Max, I thought that you said that Pelipper can only use Flying and Water attacks. Sounds like you need to study a little more.
MMax
That's all it can use. I don't get it, What's the deal with this Pelipper? This is not supposed to be happening.
S6 E11A Bite to Remember
KKatrina
Poochyena! What kind of behaviour is that, huh? Now no more tackling or you'll get a time-out! Honestly.
MMay
Don't do it, Ash! He's gonna make them lose on purpose so that Poochyena will evolve, aren't you?
We'll reset with the controls for something else!
One! Two! Three! Four! Five! [dressed as a Sunflora] Sun! Sun! Sun! Sun!
MMax
Aah! Persian evolved into a Sunflora? But that's not possible!
Oh, sure. That's what everybody told Albert Einstein before he invented the light bulb. I guess he showed them what's not possible didn't he?
MMax
Edison invented the light bulb!
He certainly did.
S6 E13All Things Bright and Beautifly!
Do this right Seviper, now go use Sacred Fire!
[does nothing but stares at Jessie in confusion] Seviper? [Sacred Fire?!]
Uh-oh...
I'm not sure Seviper knows how to use that attack...
Well, come on! Use Sacred Fire! What are you waiting for?
[Seviper starts sweating and shakes its head fast, as if to say, "I don't even know that move!"]
You don't know it? Alright, use Water Pulse! [Seviper shakes its head again as if to say, "I don't know that move either!"] Then use Blaze Kick! [Seviper shakes its head more faster, sweating even more as if to say "You have got to be kidding me!". You could guess where this is going.]
Awkward...
I guess that Seviper ain't learned new attacks.
Wobbu! [No duh!]
[horrified] What?! [starts looking at a book to look up moves Seviper can learn. As she lists the moves, Seviper starts gushing a waterfall of sweat, knowing that it does not know any of the moves mentioned] Ok, let me see here. You know Dragon Claw? What about Psywave? Luster Purge? AAAAHHHH!! Would somebody please wake me up from this terrible nightmare?!
MAMale audience member
[as the crowd starts booing] You're a waste of our time and money!
FAFemale audience member
Why did she even enter?!
[After Jessie receives a score of zero for that epic disaster of a performance, the heroes stare in disbelief]
MMay
How could anyone be that bad?
MMax
No joke.
S6 E14All in a Day's Wurmple
Prepare for trouble now that we are united! Make it double because you weren't invited!
MMay
Hey! Look, there's Wurmple! Wait! Here I come!
How dare you run off when we weren't completely finished!
I'll have you know that we pour our hearts and souls into that motto and every time we....
Save it, James. Let's just go grab that Wurmple before shes does!
Good idea!
MMay
[jumps up] Yeah! We did it! Alright!
S6 E15Gonna Rule the School!
GGreg
Go, Sneasel!
S6 E16The Winner by a Nosepass
[May reveals to Roxanne that she wants to be a Coordinator rather than a trainer]
So, you've decided to become a Pokémon Coordinator instead, May?
MMay
Yes.
Well, people choose different ways of interacting with Pokémon. Good luck with your choice.
MMay
Thank you, Roxanne.
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