If Bayleef is like a girl in love, logical explanations won't work!
S4 E43Turning over a New Bayleef
Well, I don't care when it evolved. It shouldn't be tackling me like that.
I'm sure Bayleef isn't trying to hurt you, Ash. That's probably the way it shows affection, and it just doesn't know its own strength yet.
Tackling you must be Bayleef's way of saying 'I love you'!
AMAsh and Misty
Huh...?
Love can be painful, Ash! Bayleef wants you to fall for it and fall hard! That's probably why it's using its Tackle attack!
Brock, I think you're having a Goofy attack...
S4 E44Doin' What Comes Natu-rally
[Victreebel bites/consumes James as usual while Team Rocket battle in a school]
Victreebel! Please! Not in front of the children!
S4 E45The Big Balloon Blow-Up
[Team Rocket are at the entry form desk]
Don't forget to put my name in James.
Yes and Meowth's too.
GGuy
You don't have to put down the name of the Pokémon you're using.
Whadda ya mean Usin'?! [the guy gasps in surprise] Nobody's usin' me Pal! I'm the balloon pilot here; these two are just along fer the ride!
S4 E46The Screen Actor's Guilt
[The group have just viewed a movie trailer with Brad Van Darn, a man they met earlier]
BBrad
[in the trailer] I'll take you to the Ultra Maximum.
AAsh
He doesn't act like a movie star in person...
He doesn't act like a person in the movies!
Hey! Where's Togepi?
Yeah, Smoochum's gone, too.
And Pikachu's not here, either!
RSRobo Skiploom
Skiploom.
Smoochum! Smoochum! Smoochum! Smoochum! Smoochum!
Pi, Pika. Pi.
Smoochum!
RSRobo Skiploom
Skiploom.
Excellent.
Our Robo Skiploom is working like a charm.
Yeah, but I wonder who that Smoochum belongs to.
In about five seconds, it's going to belong to us!
RSRobo Skiploom
Skiploom.
Smoochum!
Pika! Pi! Pika! Pi. Pi.
Having a little problem getting through, Pikachu? I suppose we should've made a bigger hole, cause you're a whole lot bigger, aren't you, Pikachu?
S4 E47Right On, Rhydon
Well, now that we know what that Rhydon likes to eat...
...We'll just find where it feeds and lie in wait.
Heh! Lyin' an' waitin' happens ta be my specialty!
S4 E48The Kecleon Caper
If you like those Pokémon, wait till you see Onix!
USE YOUR HEAD, BROCK! THIS IS NO PLACE FOR AN ONIX!
Maybe you're right...
[Brock climbs a ladder and prepares to dangerously scale a blimp to get a Pokémon back for a pair of sisters]
This is for Madison and Alexa! I've got to do something to win their love! Or at least their pity!
S4 E49The Joy of Water Pokémon
JJoy
There's no Pokémon that's better than any other, there's no Pokémon that's worse than any other, they are all precious creatures...
AAsh
Team Rocket, before you ruin everything you should know that Miltank healed Meowth's injuries too!
Pika!
Well isn't that sweet... But I don't remember asking it to!
S4 E50Fight for the Light
[Ash and his friends walking through a park in Olivine City]
AAsh
I hope she'll be alright.
I wonder who Sparkle is. Hey, maybe it's her cousin. Do you think she's as pretty as Jasmine?
When do you think she'll be ready to battle with you?
AAsh
Oh! That's right! I gotta find out! [Runs back the other way]
But she's not at the gym anymore, Ash!
AAsh
[stops] Oh, that's right.
Hey, look over there.
Huh?
Ka?
[They look and see Janina scrubbing her Onix in a grey sand pit]
AAsh
Hey, Janina!
JJanina
Huh? [Turns to Ash, Brock and Misty] I shouldn't have played that trick on you, I'm sorry.
AAsh
Don't worry, it's not that big a deal. But can I ask you what you're doing?
JJanina
Well, you see, I rubbed water-repellent wax all over my Onix, and now I'm trying to clean it off by scrubbing it with sand.
AAsh
Water-repellent wax?
So that's why it wasn't affected by Totodile's Water Gun attack.
That's not a very kind way to treat your Onix, you know.
JJanina
Oh, I know that now. But all I ever wanted was to be an apprentice at Jasmine's gym, and I was just hoping to make her proud of me, that's all. So I decided to do whatever I could to overcome Onix's weakness.
AAsh
So that was it.
Pika.
JJanina
And no one ever told me it was against the rules.
Instead of trying to erase a Pokémon's weaknesses, you have to encourage its natural strengths!
JJanina
But how am I supposed to do that?
If you listen to your Onix with both your heart and your ears, you'll learn everything you need to.
JJanina
Hey! That's exactly what Jasmine used to tell me to do!
AAsh
Oh! Do you have any idea where I can find Jasmine right now?
JJanina
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's at the Shining Lighthouse down on the wharf.
AAsh
Thanks! [Runs off]
Wait up, Ash!
[Misty and Brock race off to catch up with Ash]
JJanina
[to Onix] So, I guess I'll have to try listening to you a little bit better.
JSJanina's Onix
[responds]
S4 E51Machoke, Machoke Man
[Chuck has his Machoke Karate Chop him multiple times to psyche itself up for battle]
CChuck
[to Machoke] Come on! Focus your energy! Focus on winning! It's all about the focus, Machoke!
S5 E2Fly Me to the Moon
By the looks of it, I'd say were going to Pudgy Pidgey Isle.
Oh, Corsola, Corsola. Wherefore art thou swimming off to, my lovely little Corsola?
S5 E6Octillery the Outcast
Hey Ash. Team Rocket.
AAsh
Oh yeah, I forgot. Pikachu, Thunderbolt!
Pika? Pika-CHU!! [the thunderbolt starts frying Team Rocket]
MMarcelus
Now Octillery, Ocktazooka!
[Octillery fires an Octazooka at the crisped up Team Rocket]
Team Rocket's blasting off again!
Wobbufett!
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