Meowth, do something!
Get us out of here!
I can't! Our Rhydon's off!
[exploding]
Team Rocket's blasting off again!
S2 E55Pokémon Double Trouble
AAll
Good afternoon.
LLauna
Chilton, would you kindly prepare for a deluxe suite for my guests, please?
SSheldon
Right away, ma'am.
Our own deluxe suite. Now that's sweet!
Togepi!
[all Pokémon are jumping on one leg while other trainer has Raichu, Wartortle, Machop, Sandslash, Electabuzz, and Poliwhirl]
TTracy
The trainers must come here... so their Pokémon can get into shape.
A gym at the gym.
AAsh
Well, in that case, we'll be able to ease this match, 1, 2, 3!
Pi! Chu!
S2 E57The Stun Spore Detour
Well, at least he got cooled off.
Pika! Pika!
AAsh
Hey, Tracy, do you think you could help me with my training, now? Kinda get off to a rocky start. [shouts]
Pika! Pika! Pikachu! Pika! Pikachu!
Oh, hi, Pikachu.
Pi.
I thought you and Ash were gonna go down to the beach to do a little training!
Pikachu! Pika! Pika! Pika! Pi!
Did something happen to Ash?
AAsh
It got us!
Hmm?
AAsh
It got us!
What got you?
We both fell into a Vileplume's head.
[gasping] You breathed in Stun Spore!
Can't move.
Oh, no! Good thing that wasn't little Susie!
Pikachu.
All right, kid. Hand over that Poliwag!
Poliwag doesn't want to go with you two!
Do it, or else.
No way!
S3 E1Don't Touch that 'Dile
[First lines. The episode opens in a forest as the camera pans down to Ash, Misty and Brock who are walking in the fog]
Once again, our heroes have left the comforts of Pallet Town behind them. Their sights set on a new goal. Now, Ash and his friends are heading for New Bark Town, and the Johto League. Well, maybe.
Pika, Pi! ("Ash!")
AAsh
Huh?
[pointing ahead] Pika, Pika. ("Look up ahead.")
AAsh
What, Pikachu? [Looks up and sees a branch above him] Yeah, that branch looks familiar.
Ash! You mean...
Pika. ("We're lost.")
[collapses] Now we've been walking around in circles all day! You said you knew where we were going and we're totally lost, now! Where do we go?!
AAsh
Well, if you're so smart, why don't you be the one to decide?!
[stands up] That's a good idea. I'll find a way out of here.
[The camera cuts to Ash who is standing with his arms folded. He then walks up to Misty]
AAsh
Come on, Misty, let's go. We're waiting for your directions.
Don't rush me, Ash! I just have to think!
AAsh
Well, this is gonna be a brand new experience for you.
[yells at Ash] WE'RE NOT LOST 'CAUSE OF ME!
Hey! Yelling never solves anything, so just calm down! You two have to learn to be more mature like me.
AMAsh & Misty
Uhh...
[Then, a strange creature catches Togepi's senses]
Toge. [Jumps out of Misty's arms] Toge, Togepi!
[Pikachu goes after Togepi]
AAsh
Pikachu! Pikachu! [Starts pursuing Pikachu and Togepi] Ohhh! [He, Pikachu and Togepi see the glowing blue figure of a creature]
[The title card comes up]
AAsh
[voiceover] Don't Touch That 'Dile.
[referring to the escaped Totodile, whose jaw is clamped down on her hair] This thing's becoming a big headache!
Jessie, just think of it as a Pokémon hair extension.
[stomping several times] I DON'T FIND THIS FUNNY! My hair is gonna come out of the roots if this doesn't let go of me!
[As Jessie tries to swing Totodile off from her hair, Meowth goes over to a nearby phone booth]
I'm calling the boss to tell him we got ahold of a new Pokémon, or it got ahold of you. [The phone booth door closes in his face, knocking him back] Wargh! Wargh! [Hits the ground] What was that for?!
I know how you operate, Meowth, and if you make the call, you'll take all the credit.
I don't think I like the implication of your accusation! [Thinks back to when he, Jessie and James got blasted off in the past] Is it too much to ask after enduring enough humiliation to last nine lives for me to be the one to call the boss to bear him these good tidings? [Returns to the present] I may be a Pokémon, but for your information, I've still got feelings and I wanna make that call!
Let me remind you that I took all the risk in stealing this thing, so I should get the reward! Now, I'm telling you to get out of my hair and let me make that phone call!
[As Meowth and Jessie argue, James walks into the phone booth and prepares to make the call to Giovanni]
I ain't in your hair! That's the Totodile, and it's obviously putting a big strain on your brain!
[angrily] At least I have a brain, you halfwit!
[James put a coin in the operator]
[off camera] Half a wit is better than none!
[off camera] How dare you?! [starts beating up Meowth on camera]
[James then realizes something, which causes Jessie and Meowth to notice him in the booth]
By any chance, do either of you remember the boss' area code?
[Jessie and Meowth stumble in disbelief, take James out of the phone booth and start beating him up]
Hey, what's the idea?
S3 E2The Double Trouble Header
Yeah! That's the spirit, Casey!
Er, Brock, aren't we supposed to be on Ash's side?
I usually root for the underdog cos the underdog is usually Ash.
I didn't think of that. Destroy 'em Casey!
Go, Casey!
Ash [annoyed]: Some friends they are.
S3 E3A Sappy Ending
[gasps] Togepi! Togepi! Come back here! [Togepi is going to fall down and Misty desperate grabbed it]
[referring to tree sap] It's sweet, and it's yummy, and it tastes like honey! It's delicious, and nutritious and, it's free!
S3 E4Roll On, Pokémon!
What a gem, so absolutely priceless, I never imagined there'd be such a treasure hidden in this valley, never imagined anything so precious and beautiful...
[Ash and Misty groan]
AAsh
It's just a rock...
I think he means Rochelle...
S3 E5Illusion Confusion
HHagatha
Oh I forgot to mention, since I'm the one who raised it, this Hoothoot only gets along with pretty girls.
Oh, is that right Hoothoot? Do you like pretty girls?
HHoothoot
Hoot, hoot...
AAsh
Too bad there aren't any here.
[Misty and Hagatha glare at Ash with demon-like expressions while Hagatha growls]
What did you say Ash Ketchum?!
S3 E6Flower Power
[to Meowth] We needed you to warm up the crowd, not to cool them off...
Now they'll never get to see Jessie and me dance...
An' you t'ink that's a bad t'ing?
S3 E7Spinarak Attack
Meowth! Why are you eating out of that priceless piece of pottery?!
It makes the chow taste better.
S3 E8Snubbull Snobbery
Sorry to break up the party.
And the marriage.
[with Snubbull biting on his tail] I'm in extreme pain here!
S3 E9The Little Big Horn
Would you mind coming with me?
Oh boy, where should we go Officer? For a romantic stroll in this beautiful urban oasis?
You don't get it; I'd like you to come down to the station so I can fill out a report.
Great, but it sure is an unusual first date.
[Ash and Misty groan]
He doesn't have a clue...
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