Brock quotes from Pokémon

All right, Pikachu, are you ready to go to the next gym?

Pikachu

Pikachu.

Fresh off a victory at the Mauville Gym, which earned him his third badge, Ash can't wait to get to his next battle, in hopes of qualifying for the Hoenn League.

Hey, Ash, what's the name of the next town we're going to?

Huh? [chuckles] Come to think of it, Max, I guess I'm not sure.

[disappointed] That's great.

Well, I happen to know, our next stop is Fallarbor Town.

That doesn't sound right?

Yeah, this says the next gym is in Lavaridge Town.

Well, if Lavaridge Town is my next badge, then that's where we're going.

Pikachu

Pika pika.

Now wait just a minute, Ash! Nurse Joy said the next Pokémon Contest is in Fallarbor Town, so we're going there!

Nope, my battle's in Lavaridge Town!

BUT I'LL MISS MY POKÉMON CONTEST!

LAVARIDGE TOWN!

FALLARBOR TOWN!

FIRST MY GYM BATTLE!

FIRST MY POKÉMON CONTEST!

Alright, settle down, you two.

We'll do both. [The camera cuts to his PokéNav which has two red dots flashing] Those two towns are almost right next to each other.

Great, then why don't we go to Fallarbor Town right now? [turns to Ash] And after that, we can head to Lavaridge Town for your gym battle.

Sounds like a good plan to me.

Okay, I know when I'm outvoted.

Pikachu

Pika.

Then let's hit the road, you guys, and Fallarbor Town, look out!

[voiceover] Let Bagons Be Bagons.

Baaaaaaa... [Starts diving down towards Ash and his friends] ....Gon!

It's coming down!

Run for it!

Ba. Bagon!

I think that Bagon's looking for a fight.

Fine then. Taillow, I choose you! [Sends out Taillow]

Taillow!

Taaiiiiii!

It's probably gonna use that same attack. Taillow, watch out!

Taaiiiiii!

Gon gon gon gon gon, Gon! [Falls down]

Taillow, dodge it.

Taillow! [Flies upwards]

Now, Taillow, use Wing Attack.

Taillow!

Ha!

Oh!

Huh?

[on her phone] Taillow: target spotted. Speed: 85, Angle: 34 degrees, Range to target: 16 metres, calculating probable coordinates for next collision vector. [The camera cuts to Taillow] Bagon, shift one metre to the left.

It dodged it.

[to Ash and his friends] Hey, if you fools all lost your minds, where do you get off launching a sneak attack on my Bagon like that?

What are you talking about? Your Bagon attacked us first!

Oh, yeah, well if it's a fight you're after, you've got your wish!

We never said that.

We were just innocently walking along the path when your Bagon came swooping down on us from the cliff.

Oh, uh, that's what happened? [Removes her sunglasses] Sorry about that. Guess I should have asked first instead of assuming you were attacking.

Forget about it, no problem. [Holds Michelle's hand] Some of the world's greatest romances began with silly little misunderstandings!

Are you alright?

My name's Brock, I'll be just fine if you tell me who you are.

Okay, I'm Michelle.

Ah, Michelle, what a beautiful name!

Hi, I'm Ash from Pallet Town.

And I'm Max.

My name's May. Hi!

Pikachu

Pika, Pikachu.

Yeah, who are you, guys?

Glad you ask! Prepare for trouble on scenic tour!

And make it double that's for sure!

Stop! Do we gotta do the routine every time? I'm an old woman, I'm too tired!

Wait a minute!

Now, on with the show! To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

Team Aqua. A pleasure to see you again feel commander Tabitha. Hi. Heh, well, of course, commander, Shelly. Always showing up fashionably late to the party. Actually it looks to me like I'm just in time. Since this nice man here is about to give me that meteorite. The attitude must be effecting your brain. Well, if it's a fight, you want is a fight you'll get, Tabitha. Mightyena, Golbat, go! Go Crawdaunt, Walrein!

Wal, Walrein!

Crawdaunt!

Heh. Commander, the meteorite! A Squad, quickly! After him! Right! We'll have to split up. You four go after the meteorite while we stay here and fight! Okay! Shall we get this started? Yep, but you're gonna regret it.

To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight! Meowth, that's right!

So, any ideas, Ash?

Well, first we gotta get down from here.

Incredible! Raising your voice to a girl just 'cause she's looking in the mirror.

Talk about nerve! Standin' around gazing at yourself while your friends are all waiting.

What did you say?!

You heard me!

Wanna know what your problem is?

I already know!

Brock, is it only me, or have they been fighting all day?

All day.

I wish they could just bring it to a close already.

No kidding.

I can't stand you, Ash Ketchum!

Gee, I'm heartbroken!

Excuse us, you two lovebirds.

Oscar is the name.

I'm Andi, and love is the name.

Check out those guys. What's up with them?

Hello, gorgeous.

Seeing how much in love you two appear to be...

We thought we'd offer you a challenge.

Us, in love?

[with his arms folded] Huh! That's a laugh!

Hardy har har!

Hmm mmm mmm. That's what young lovebirds always say.

And fighting's the first sign of love.

It's pretty obvious that you two were in the middle of a fight, right?

That means...

You two are in love.

We don't think, we know.

Told you. You answered together.

That was the worst battle ever.

Yeah, you were pretty pathetic, alright.

Excuse me, You are the one who had lost it for us.

You got something to say?

I just did!

Oh, yeah?

Hey, Brock, am I just having déjà vu? This sounds familiar.

Pikachu

Pika Pika.

[cheerfully] Let me explain something. Believe it or not, this sort of turmoil has been going on between a man and a woman since the beginning of time.

Whoa.

You just had to stick your Cacnea's nose where it wasn't needed.

I wouldn't talk if I were you. If your Seviper hadn't tried to save the world, Cacnea and I could have won back there.

Let's talk about saving the world. Seviper and I had our hands full just trying to keep you and your Cacnea from getting blown away.

Gee, thanks anyway, but we all blasted off just like always.

Have you ever considered that perhaps our 'blasting off' expertise comes from YOUR side of the family?

Take that back!

I'm just getting warmed up, incompetent blue-haired bigmouth!

Oh yeah, well at least I'm not ugly!

Now that's crossing the line, Buster!

[cheerfully] Yep, I knew that one would do the trick! Ah, yes. [sings] Ugly, ugly, ugly, Jessie is so ugly!

[sings] La la la la.

And Pokémon actually take orders from these clowns?

[to Bulbasaur] Now throw Lairon with all your might.

Bulbasaur!

Send Shockwave now!

Lai.... [Uses Shockwave on May's Bulbasaur] ...ron!

Bulbasaur!

So that's it. Who'd have expected Lairon to use electric attacks?

Yeah! All right!

Just wait, you'll see in a second. [The camera cuts to Lairon who is still using Shock Wave on May's Bulbasaur] That's the whole reason why Lairon didn't dodge Vine Whip.

Bulba! [Becomes paralysed]

Bulbasaur, you've got to get up!

Bulba.

It's paralysed for real this time.

But Shock Wave doesn't paralyse enough an opponent, only it stuns them.

Unless there's contact.

What?

That's right. Since the two of them were directly connected by Bulbasaur's Vine Whip, then the attack had a much greater effect. That was another one of my ideas for mom.

I've got to hand it to her. That attack was beautiful and effective, just like Sandra said it would be.

[to her Bulbasaur] Come on, don't give up. [The sparks disappear from Bulbasaur's body] Huh?

It's obvious Bulbasaur has taken a lot of damage. Will May be able to recoup in time?

Metal Claw, Lairon! Go!

Lairon! Lairon! [Uses Metal Claw on Bulbasaur]

Bulbasaur!

[appears from the right side of the screen] Bulbasaur is out of the battle, and Savannah continues on to the final round!

Hey wait, I'm not done fighting!

Yes, you are!

Huh?

Where's your concern for your Pokemon's health, May?!

That is a coordinator's Number 1 priority, not winning.

By now, you should know that.

As soon as Spoink sees anything round, it gets all excited and just plops it up on its head.

I can understand Spoink's excitement, but still...

Electrode.

Wait, that's not your pearl.

Spoink!

Elec... [Gets carried by Spoink's psychic power and lands on its head] ...trode.

Cool it, Spoink.

Don't mess with this one.

Electrode. [Uses Explosion and sends everyone flying]

That's an Explosion attack gone awry!

This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.

Pikachu

Pikachu.

Mudkip.

Hey, is that it? [Picks up Spoink's pearl] This is it, guys. [The pearl glows and floats back to Spoink's head]

It's a perfect fit.

Beautiful.

Now do you feel better, Spoink?

Spoink. [Jumps off joyfully] Spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink.

[crying] Torrrkooaaalll!

Torkoal's obviously happy.

Imagine if it didn't find its pearl.

Spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink.

Careful, you don't lose it again, OK?

Arrggh! [They fall into a pit]

Not another one of these holes!

Prepare for trouble, that's the name of our game!

Make it double, it's our claim to fame!

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket blasting off at the super speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!

Meowth, that's right!

Wobbuffet!

Team Rocket!

But not the Team Rocket from days of old.

We're a brand new Team Rocket, fresh-faced in bold.

Yeah, how so?

First off, there's this. [Cuts a rope with some scissors and a boulder falls down while Ash and his friends get lifted in a net]

How do you like us now?

There's plenty more where that came from.

Magikarp.

It's not changing color it's showing its true color!!!

That Feebas is a fraud!

Great, another Magikarp.

Combusken, Beautifly, Skitty, Bulbasaur!

Swellow, Grovyle, Corphish, Torkoal!

Forretress, Lombre, Mudkip!

Good surprise attack, but it'll take more than that to break our combination defence!

Anything else up your sleeve, Ash, or is that it?

Guess I'm not going to win by tricking 'em. There has to be something I haven't thought of, but what? [Looks at the sky and sees clouds] That's it! Of course! It's my best shot! I just got to trust my Pokémon's inner strength! Pikachu, use Thunder!

Fine, we'll block it again with Light Screen!

That's what I was hoping you'll do!

What does that mean?

Why did he do that?

Maybe he's just given up?

Hang in there, you guys! I know you can pull through it!

I think they're storing up electricity in their bodies.

But Swellow is a Flying-type!

I know they want to do this for Ash, but couldn't it hurt them?

Great battle, Ash! Your Pokémon absorbed that Thunder with no fear of damage to themselves. [Yet it's a bizarre method]

My sister and I have both learned a lot just from watching you battle.

I guess we still need to work on our combinations more, huh? [Tate nods his head in agreement]

Come on, you guys almost had me with all those combination attacks right from the beginning.

Yeah, your coordination was pretty good once you two got in sync. [This is one of Tate and Liza's flaws in their battlestyle]

That's for sure.

I can see how you two became the Gym Leaders here.

Oh, wow, thanks.

[to Tate] Well, do you have something for Ash, Tate?

Yep. [He opens up the small box in his hand to deliver Ash his 7th Hoenn Gym badge.]

Ash, congratulations.

This is a Mind Badge, proving that you were victorious at the Mossdeep Gym.

We're coming, Lombre!

Whoa, what's that?

Lombre!

I'm assuming this Lombre belongs to one of you all.

How perceptive of you my dear! The Lombre is mine! My name! It's Brock! Tell me. What's yours?

Oh, well my name is Samantha.

Sanantha! A name that stands for a thousand Pokémon! The "S" stands for the sweetness of a Swablu, "A" for the evolved abilities of the awesome Altaria!

OK, at least we all know you can spell.

Hey!

Mawile.

Check it out.

It looks to me like my Mawile's got a crush on your Lombre.

What do you think me guy? Huh? Huh?

Lombre.

Samantha, scuse me, a sensitive appears that our Pokémon are so deeply in love. Perhaps you and I should set an example of what true love is really love!

You mean what true weird is really love?

You must leave here at once. This is dangerous place and you are trespassing.

My name's Brock, beautiful. You must have a name, too, right?

If you must know, the name's Elisa, and I'm a safety ranger.

Then, save me! Can't you see I'm falling? Like a rock off a cliff falling hopelessly in love with you!

Not quite. You hit bottom a long, long time ago.

Bye!

Team Rocket!

Give Pikachu back!

Ah, you're so predictable.

Say something new!

Hear at least we switch up the motto sometime.

Fine! Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

Pikachu

Pikachu! Pika!

[cackling] Our Diglett supreme's a giant ground type, and besides the Thunderbolt didn't unique.

I'll show them. Let's go, Ludicolo!

Ludicolo!

Could you save the dancing for later, please?

Ludicolo, use water gun!

Ludicolo!

[cackling again] Since our big Diglett supreme is a ground type, it's weak against water attack!

Meowth, wrong answer! Aah!

Pikachu!

Wait. Stay here.

Your advise is like your beauty unmatched beyond compare! Nurse Joy, I will stay right here by your side until our burning love has melted away every last snowflake!

Uh...

Snorunt!

Or maybe I'll just cool down for a while!