Scenes with Jessie 253
JJessie
Emolga, you're such a brave and strong Pokémon. I think you should join Team Rocket.
Your fortitude has pre-qualified you to become a team member free of charge.
Act now and you'll get three gourmet meals each and every day along with all the naps you want to take anytime you want to take them! We'll even throw in a Rocket retirement plan.
[Emolga imagines having a fantasy of being with Team Rocket]
JJessie
[During Emolga's fantasy] Team Rocket and Emolga blasts off at the speed of light!
[During Emolga's fantasy] Surrender now, or prepare for a quadruple fight!
[During Emolga's fantasy] Meowth, that's right!
[Emolga's fantasy transitions to Ash, Iris & Cilan]
[During Emolga's fantasy] Emolga, how could you?!
[Emolga lets out a mischievous laugh]
Emol-Emol! [Count me in!]
Emolga says it'd be glad to be part of the team.
[The title card comes up]
[voiceover] Summer of Discovery!
[Team Rocket, dressed as chefs, are pushing trolleys of food when they see Ash and his friends with Professor Sycamore and his assistant, Sophie]
JJessie
As we thought, the twerps did make the scene.
We hit that on the head. With the professor as host, their appearance was a must.
Let's take it slow. And at the right time, we'll whisk all their Pokémon away in one fair swoop.
JJessie
Working to earn everyone's trust is a must.
MCMadame Catherine
YOU! [Team Rocket turn back to her]
JJessie
Ah, Madame Catherine, you're right on time.
We're just getting our gourmet preparations underway now!
MCMadame Catherine
Good, no skimping, please. Keep in mind, Augustine's Trainers have giant appetites and just love to eat. Prepare a ton of food at least.
MCMadame Catherine
And if they really like which you all cook, there might just be a little rice in store.
Ahhh! Yummy! [They bow their heads]
[Meanwhile, Ash and his friends are with Professor Sycamore and Sophie and Ash is concluding his story]
And that's what happened.
Mmmm. Wow! Great! What a marvellous experience. You met Mega Lucario?
Mega Evolution is as cool as it gets.
[A flashback featuring Mega Lucario begins]
[voiceover] Everything powers up, including the strength of their moves. It's awesome how strong they get.
[The flashback ends]
I wish I could've seen it too. So I guess you'll be battling Korrina and that powerful Mega Lucario at the Shalour Gym soon?
You bet! The stronger my opponent is, the more fired up I get. I'm gonna win that Gym badge for sure.
Well, I hope your stay here will be useful and marvellous at the same time.
[Soon, Sophie is showing Ash and his friends to one of the cabins situated at the Pokémon Summer Camp]
SSophie
This is the cabin you'll be staying in.
[with stars in her eyes] Mmmm, it's the cutest!
SSophie
Everyone will be split into teams. As you can see, your team is called "Team Froakie".
[Inside the cabin, Ash puts his backpack down as he, Pikachu, Clemont and Serena, check out the cabin. Bonnie and Dedenne, meanwhile, are sitting on the top bunk of a bed]
[Serena opens a window and checks out the sea]
Speaking of summer camp, does this bring back any memories of when you two first met each other?
Yeah, it does. Let's make it as much fun as when we were kids.
Hurry up! Give it back! The Champion's notebook is ours!
It isn't his! This notebook belongs to me!
JJessie
Don't act so twerpish. It's signed by the Champion himself and you can be sure that the two of us will live happily ever after.
This is an autograph photo I got from Steven Stone.
YOU GOT THAT DUDE'S AUTOGRAPH?!
JJessie
Honestly...[with her dream of marrying Steven Stone shattered]...NO! THE GOOD LIFE LEFT!
All of that wisdom down the drain!
Next time, don't drop something so confusing!
Keep your book, we'll take your Pokémon!
[The title card comes up]
[voiceover] Alola, Kanto!
[Samson, Professor Kukui and his class have arrived at an airport in the Kanto region)
Hope we get to see a Vileplume.
Oh, no. Something wrong, Snowy?
[weakly] Vul... [Lillie picks it up]
Poor dear... Now what should I do?
FVFamiliar voice
Excuse me. Your Vulpix...
[The camera cuts to Brock who is carrying a black case]
Would you mind if I examine it? See, I'm actually studying to become a Pokémon doctor.
That would be great. We got off the plane, when all of a sudden...
Leave it to me. [Kneels down to attend to Snowy]
[Meanwhile, a disguised Team Rocket arrive carrying their luggage]
JJessie
Ugh, this is so depressing.
Going through all this to get to headquarters.
JJessie
[angrily] So why do we have to take orders from that bob-cut-and-glasses gal, anyway?
We'll get more lectures than all of my school years combined.
JJessie
[to Matori who is inside a hexagonal bubble] Go away. Go away. GO AWAY!
Hey, no sweat. If we give Loser Locks this honey malasada, she's sure to get in a good mood. [disappointedly agrees] Yeah, like that's gonna work.
[Meanwhile, Snowy is being examined by Brock]
Just as I suspected. Just a little air sickness.
[The camera cuts to Professor Kukui, Samson and the rest of the class]
I wonder what's keeping Lillie.
[Then, they see Lillie with Brock]
Huh? Whoa! Is that Brock?!
[runs to Brock with Pikachu] Heyyy! Brock!
[But then, Brock sees a flight attendant lady passing by]
[lovestruck] Whoa! [Runs past Ash and Pikachu causing them to spin]
Ahh... Such a lovely flight attendant in all her radiance. [Takes out a bouquet of flowers] It would be paradise if we flew the lovely skies together! Chasing clouds with you... Soaring... on love's wings. [Gets pulled by the ear by someone's hand] Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-OW!
[We see that the person grabbing Brock's ear is Misty]
All right. I come all the way to pick you up at the airport, and this is the thanks I get?!
[releases her grip and waves to Ash] Hey Ash! How have you been doing?
Pika-pika! [Jumps into Misty's arms]
Long time, no see, Pikachu!
[At the Altar of the Sunne, the four island guardians are hovering above their respective pillars and singing in harmony. Then, the four rectangles surrounding each pillar start glowing]
AHAsh & his Classmates
Huh? [They turn to the Altar of the Sunne]
[Two traces of light on either side make their way upwards to the top of the monument, opening the Altar of the Sunne. Then, the portal beams a light directly onto Nebby]
Huh? Oh, right! The Altar of the Sunne.
Does that mean it's Solgaleo? [The beam goes up into the sky, making everyone cover their eyes due to the brightness, except Gladion] It must be.
What's happening to Nebby?
[Everyone watches as Nebby evolves into Solgaleo and roars]
Nebby turned into Solgaleo?
[Steenee, Popplio, Togedemaru and Snowy scream and run away Solgaleo stomps on the ground and roars. Then, Rotom Dex starts taking pictures excitedly]
RDRotom Dex
This is a massive discovery! I can't believe it! Nebby evolved two times, and now it's none other than the legendary Alolan Pokémon Solgaleo! Information updated, information updated!
[Meanwhile, Team Rocket and Bewear have seen the action from some distance]
JJessie
Now that's some fancy schmancy evolution.
[Bewear nods]
Wait, I've seen that. [Looks inside his book] That Pokémon is a legend in the Alola region. It's Solgaleo.
Yeah? Where's all that talk of it being an Alolan Koffing?
JJessie
Right. Koffing this and Koffing that.
[The camera cuts to a close-up of Jessie and Meowth's faces]
JJessie
We just had to catch Proto-Koffing in order to save a face.
You blew it! Proto-Koffing and Nano-Koffing are phoney baloney Koffing.
[Wobbuffet appears on the left side of the screen]
JJessie
Right, and so are you!
[Wobbuffet then appears on the right side of the screen]
Say, this weather today...
I found myself on the mercy of the court.
[Jessie and Meowth are shocked by this, so is Wobbuffet]
[In the bamboo forest, Team Rocket are harvesting bamboo shoots when Meowth sees a big one]
Bing, ba-da-boom. That baby's big.
[Then, Jessie notices the Ultra Guardians flying past]
[The Ultra Guardians land on the ground outside the bamboo forest]
Hey, look, it's the twerps.
And they're playing dress up today.
[Lana, Lillie and Mallow gather round with their Pokémon]
JJessie
[Watching the Ultra Guardians] What's with those brats?! Complete with their ridiculous Ride Pokémon. I could just scream.
[The camera cuts to Ash and his classmates who are now surveying Celesteela]
[off camera] It looks like a big bamboo.
JJessie
[off camera] Or a swollen wall hanging.
All right. Go, Beast ball! [Throws an Ultra Ball which tries to capture Celesteela, but it doesn't work]
RDRotom Dex
It didn't work.
[Pikachu, Poipole and Togedemaru inspect the open the Ultra Ball]
All right, again! [Throws an Ultra Ball which tries to capture Celesteela, but that doesn't work either] Not good.
Hmm. Maybe we can't catch it because it grew roots.
[While the Pokémon play together, Sophocles goes to examine Celesteela]
Let me check this out. [Scans Celesteela with his tablet and sees the results] Argh! Like Professor Burnett said, there's an incredible amount of gas inside.
We've got to do something before its rocket launches!
[The camera cuts to Team Rocket who are still watching from inside the bamboo forest]
JJessie
You heard that, too, right?
That means we're looking at a rocket Pokémon.
JJessie
Which no self-respecting Team Rocket member should be without.
That would be us, without a doubt.
There's nothing like a rocket Pokémon to make us scream and shout!
[One evening, a battle is taking place at the Battle Royal Dome]
The Battle Royal, our main event, is down to just two competitors.
[The camera cuts to an Electivire]
With Mr Electric and his partner, Electivire.
JJessie
Versus the Masked Royal and his Incineroar.
[The crowd roars as the camera cuts to the commentators who are Team Rocket in disguise]
Fire Jameston's the name, calling the play-by-play. I'm joined by commentators Freezer Jessip and Thunder Meowtaire, and we're coming to you 100% live and unedited!
MRMasked Royal
Incineroar, use Cross Chop! [His Incineroar does as he says and punches Mr Electric's Electivire]
Gadzooks! Incineroar's Cross Chop dished up some damage.
[Ash, Pikachu, Torracat, Lycanroc, Professor Burnet and Poipole are watching the battle on TV at Professor Kukui's house]
That's the way it's done!
[commentating on TV] It now appears that Mr. Electric has grabbed Incineroar's leg.
ABAsh & Professor Burnet
Huh?
So who is that Mr Electric anyway?
RDRotom Dex
Well, that Mr Electric only happens to be a member of the Revengers.
[The camera cuts to outside Sophocles' house and inside, Sophocles is explaining to his dad about the Revengers]
The Revengers are a team, a team of really bad guys who always go around breaking all the rules.
[Meanwhile, Kiawe, Mimo and his Marowak are watching the battle on TV from their home on Akala Island]
And that's why my support is fully behind the Masked Royal. Right makes might.
[The camera then cuts to Lillie and Hobbes watching the match at Lillie's Mansion]
We all know you can do it. Go, Masked Royal and Incineroar! Huh? [Sees Lana, Popplio, Mallow and Steenee who are among the audience at the Battle Royal Dome] Ah!
[Back at Kukui's house, Ash and Professor Burnet have also noticed Lana and Mallow]
Oh, wow. Seeing it right there is so great.
[The camera cuts to Mr Electric who has still got his hands on Incineroar's leg]
[commentating on TV] Egad! Electivire's set to clobber Incineroar from behind. One pop and Electrivire is up, up and away.
MRMasked Royal
Now use Throat Chop!
[Incineroar gets ready to make its move]
Dat's da move dat wins everytime!
[Then, they see an attack hit the Masked Royal's Incineroar which came from a Magmortar and its trainer, Mad Magmar]
MMMad Magmar
Ha-ha, ha-ha.
It seems that the team of Mad Magmar and Magmortar has rushed in.
[The bell rings 7 times]
JJessie
So! Is this the end?!
The team of Mr Electric and Electivire has been DQ'd with the illegal assist.
[The camera cuts back to inside Kukui's house]
Rotom, what just happened?
RDRotom Dex
Magmortar had no right to enter the ring, so the team of Mr Electric and Electrivire are disqualified.
I'm sure the Masked Royal didn't want to win the match like that.
[The title card comes up. Note: In this episode, the usual title card jingle is replaced with dub music]
[voiceover] Thank you Alola! The Journey Continues!
[The scene cuts to Team Rocket in Bewear's den]
Ahhhhh! [Bewear stuffs honey in their mouths, with Wobbuffet going first, then James, Jessie, and finally Meowth] YUMMY!
[Mareanie pops up with some honey on her tentacle]
MMareanie
Marea? [Feeds Stufful and Mimikyu with some honey from her tentacle] Marea! [The R capsule rings] Mar?
JJessie
Puh-lease! Who wants to see that bob-cut glasses goon gal while we eat?
Or that annoying Alolan Meowth big mouth?
[Mimikyu answers the R capsule and it opens]
[Giovanni appears on a hologram screen on the R capsule]
Well, good morning, team.
Yipes! It's the Boss! [They stand up to Giovanni]
We bid you an extra-good morning!
I'll get to the point. I'm ordering you all back to headquarters.
JJessie
Hooray! We're all going back to headquarters! [Everyone is horrified] Headquarters?!
Wobbu-wobbu?! (As in, back in Kanto?!)
MMatori
Giovanni is looking forward to seeing all the fruits from your labour from your time in Alola.
MSMatori's Alolan Meowth
Meowth, Meowth, Meowth, Meowth, Meowth. (Don't be late and let us down)
[angrily] If I had fruits, I'd throw 'em at YOU! [The camera cuts to inside Team Rocket's headquarters] You no-talent LUMP!
MMatori
Stop that. It's unsightly.
Just put a cork in it! [Takes Meowth away from the R capsule]
Giovanni: I expect results.
[The hologram disappears]
JJessie
Now what? We need Alolan product.
[Mimikyu gives Stufful a fruit and Stufful eats it. It then becomes satisfied]
MMareanie
[Racing up to Stufful] Marean. Mareanie.
SStufful
Stufful! [Hugs Mimikyu]
MMareanie
Rean! [Bewear strokes her on the head] Mar?
[Team Rocket are looking sad]
[As the Team Rocket Gang are ready to depart back to Kanto, they say goodbye to Bewear and hop into their balloon]
GThe gang
[taking a bow] Thank you for your hospitality.
[Bewear walks over to them scaring the group]
JJessie
DON'T BREAK US LIKE A WALNUT!
We're too young to get squished! [Fortunately, Bewear gives them a gentle hug]
Bewear. [I'll miss you guys.]
JJessie
Okay, we hate to eat and run but...[the rest of the gang joins in]...later!
Bewear. Bewear-wear. [Are you guys heading to Kanto?]
Say, what? We're headed to Kanto? Yeah, but why are you asking?
[grabs the balloon and hurls them into the sky like a hammer] Weeaarr!! Weeaarr!! [Hang on! Goodbye friends!]
[looks at the glue, which has him stuck to Lucario] Cinder. (Of course.)
I see a light bulb going on.
JJessie
Who cares? No sweat!
That tricky trumpet glue's keeping your attacking prowess at bay!
Groo-Groo-Groo-Grookey! [I really want you to catch me, Goh!]
Come on! You really want the brainy twerp to catch you?
Would you like that, Grookey?
JJessie
This is no time for a translation!
No, stop! I was pulling your leg!
[whips out his Pokéball] Grookey, let's go!
JJessie
I call first dibs on you! [throws Rocket ball at Grookey]
[As both Pokéballs fly to Grookey, it swats the Rocket ball back to Jessie hitting her in the face, before catching itself into Goh's]
Grookey! [Allow me!] [catches itself sucessfully]
[Note: Many fans often claim that "Ash should have gotten Grookey because it is tradition that Ash catches at least one starter per series and that Grookey has the same personality as him." However, had Grookey been caught by Ash, it can be universally hated by fans for being a Rowlet ripoff (comic relief and using a special gimmick), a Bulbasaur ripoff (similar to Torterra and Snivy), a Bayleef ripoff if it only remained in its midstage or a Sceptile ripoff if it is intended to be the main ace. Also, because Ash is an official region Champion, had the writers continued giving Ash more starters, it will be seen as a permanent downgrade in Ash's skills. This is why the writers gave Goh all three Galar starters similar to Ash owning all three starters from Kanto, Johto and Unova.]
Relax, it's not going anywhere and there's more where that came from.
RRaticate
Raticate! [Please, enjoy!]
JJessie
This is scrumpty!
It's not everyday that a complete stranger would come and save our lives! [suddenly recognizes Cassidy] Time out! I've seen you before!
Normally, I wouldn't respond to that but I'll be glad to show you who you are dealing with.
[The Team Rocket learn that the cafe owner is none other than Cassidy!]
JJessie
What are you doing in a place like this?!
I venture in a guess that you are on some super secret Team Rocket mission! Am I right?
Missed it by a mile. I quit. [The gang are confused]
JJessie
My leg's been pulled by a mile quite enough.
Team Rocket was part of my life but it wasn't all.
Things besides Team Rocket?
It's true we were elite members, miles above you, but all those failed mission reports- awful! The grind had simply worn us down.
[A familiar face and voice steps out of the bakery. It's Butch who also quit Team Rocket!]
[excited] We have customers? [shocked to see Jessie, Wobbuffet and Meowth] IT CAN'T BE YOU!
Normally, I wouldn't answer that but I'm glad to show you...[the gang freak out]
The name's Butch, okay?! The name is BUTCH!
[Later, Jessie, Wobbuffet and Meowth are enjoying bread Butch gave them]
JJessie
Yum! What is this?
Wobbuffet! [So delicious!]
Ehh...to tell the truth...
JJessie
Don't say another word. All those lousy, loser reports and the grind had simply worn you down, right?
[a bit annoyed] Look, it's my story to tell so let me talk.
Cassidy gave us the lowdown.
Huh? You already met with her?
JJessie
Butch, we like to pay for that yummy food you gave us by working for it.
THE NAME IS BOTCH! [realizes that Jessie pronounced his name correctly] Hmmm...she's right.
Jessie caught one in Kalos back in the day.
JJessie
[yawn and uninterested] So her second is Gourgeist? [Wait a second...] A Gourgeist?! That woman calls herself a movie star gets it! Listen up, Gourgeist is being fought!
Wobba, Wobba! [That's what we told you!]
JMJames and Meowth
Yeah, that makes sense...
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