Frilly girl is not bad. She's not that bad at all.
The only reason she got here is because we trained her up.
A bouquet of thinking roses would be kind of nice.
Wobbuffet! [I couldn't agree more!]
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Jessie
Pokémon · 1,435 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Pokémon: in 269 of its 1,435 quotes
Most scenes with: James (210), Meowth (193), Ash Ketchum (51)
Frilly girl is not bad. She's not that bad at all.
The only reason she got here is because we trained her up.
A bouquet of thinking roses would be kind of nice.
Wobbuffet! [I couldn't agree more!]
Told you the twerp's completely outclassed.
Have you lost it?
Are you mad?
[enraged] I'M TOTALLY NOT MAD!
Wobba wobba wob! [Take it easy!]
It's Pikachu time!
I smell turnaround!
Pikachu, don't even think about losing! Do you hear me?!
Wobba Wobba! [Come on and win this, Pikachu!]
[Cynthia's Spiritomb drains Dragonite of her strength using Dream Eater multiple times]
You know, that's absolutely vicious!
Didn't I tell you they're strong?
Dragonite's power is slowly drained away.
Wobbuffet. [So horrifying.]
[The Team Rocket gang race to the front row to check on Ash's progress]
Hey twerp, what's up? Where did that first round fighting spirit run off to?
You're leaving us in the loser's lurch!
Wobbuffet. [Get yourself together.]
Finally, he pulls off an upset that I'm happy about!
Defeating both the Hoenn and Sinnoh Champions means one thing.
It's not luck!
Wobbu! [No it isn't!]
[Just then, the Rocket gang realized something...]
We did have a reason for being here, right?
To provide commentary for fun and profit and...
Steal some super strong Pokémon!
Wobbuffet. [Oh yeah, we forgot about that.]
[recalls his Lucario] Lucario, return. You gave it all that you had. I already knew Leon's strong! Even if I'm ahead, he catches up!
Leon looks like he's not even trying.
Oh, Ash.
He'll be fine! No need to worry!
Dragapult's just too powerful.
This could be bad news for the twerp.
Get it together! We're up here cheering our little lungs out!
Wobbuffet! [Get your act together!]
Why, you big Champion jerk!
He keeps grabbing the momentum.
Nope. Pikachu and Dracovish are still in this thing.
Wobbuffet! [I'm still worried though!]
Ash, thanks to you and your Pokémon, my Pokémon and I are truly living up to our greatest potential. But it's kind of really sad. You have two Pokémon. True, this battle has been great, but it's soon about to end.
The Twerps are history! Where did they go?
How unusual. They were headed this way...
If this keeps up, I'll never get the sweet head pat rewards from the loving hands of the Boss.
Moving up to division leadership!
Social advancement and a party!
Full tummies!
We want food!
Wobbuffet!
Hatt...
Oh, wait. Who is that Pokémon?
Hattrem!
What a racket! What's the problem?
It's the twerp replay.
You don't think they came to reassess the Squirtle Squad, do you?
Stop, that's not even half a joke!
[Delibird throws several Poké Balls into the air.]
Huh?
[Could it be...? It is! It's Team Rocket's old Pokémon that were left at HQ: Yanmega, Seviper, Woobat, Frillish, Gourgeist, Mime Jr., Yamask, Inkay, Amoonguss and Carnivine! Each of Team Rocket's old Pokémon announce themselves.]
Yan-Yan! [Hello again!]
Seviper! [Long time no see!]
Woobat-Woobat! [Did you miss us?]
Frillish-Frillish! [It's great to be back!]
Gourgeist-Gour! [What's up?]
Mime-Mime-Mime-Mime! [Just like good old days!]
Yamask! [Ready to work!]
Inkay-Ink! [I'm in for some more fun!]
Amoonguss! [Love the surprise?]
Carnivine! [It's going to be delightful!]
Mor-Morpeko. [You must be the other mons Jessie and James mentioned.]
[Team Rocket cheered in excitement at seeing their old Pokémon again. Just like the good old days!]
Dear Frillish, and Gourgeist and Woobat and Yanmega! Seviper! Dearies! [Her Pokémon are cuddling her quite well.]
Inkay, Mime Jr., Amoonguss, Dear Yamask! Chomp down, Carnivine! [James' mons are cuddling him as well with Carnivine biting James' head.]
Nothing like a Pokémon party to rock the house!
Wobba-Wobbuffet! [I sure miss those guys!]
[Delibird also summons a golden statue of Giovanni as well. The eyes on the statue turn blue to indicate that Giovanni is contacting them through the statue]
Jessie, James, Meowth.
Giovanni, sir!
I want you to take responsibility for the Pokémon you have caught up to this point. [Wish you done that earlier, instead of having them use the Rocket Prize Master, Giovanni?]
Yes, sir!
That is all. [The statue explodes]
It brings back memories and this face and that face and of all our assignments. [a fantasy version of Weezing, Arbok (both released in Hoenn to protect the wild Koffing and Ekans), Victreebel (traded away for another Weepinbell by the Magikarp salesman before they both got released in Johto), Dustox (released in Sinnoh to mate with a Shiny Dustox), Lickitung (Jessie accidentally traded her Lickitung for Benny's Wobbuffet in Johto), Chimecho (James left it behind in one of his summer cottages after Chimecho was too ill to continue), Cacnea (given away to Gardenia in Sinnoh to master Drain Punch), Mareanie and Mimikyu (both left behind in Alola) all appear. So when are the Rocket Gang going to reunite with them again, not counting Mareanie and Mimikyu?]
I hope they are feeling all the love.
For the sake of those who did their love and best...
And for the sake of giving the boss a tiny bit of peace...
We'll get our hands on Pikachu, that's what we'll do!
And we'll let the world know Team Rocket's Revenge Mission is riding again!
That makes us sound like real villains!
Totally nasty!
All we need are the details of a plan.
Pick me, please! I've got some rocking plans! Right, Mime Jr.?
Mime-Mime! (Right, James!)
Perhaps you'd like to explain it now, Mr. Plan Maker.
[noticing his Pidgeot that he released at the end of the Indigo League run. Took you long enough, writers.] Pidgeot! You saved us!
What's going on?
I think the twerp's Pidgeotto evolved. [The Rocket gang freak out by this revelation]
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