BCButch and Cassidy
Our old friends.
JJJessie and James
Hmm? Whoa!
BButch
Oh! The name is Butch.
There is only enough room for one Team Rocket. Just one.
BButch
Then, prepare for trouble.
You are the ones that should prepare for trouble.
Grrr! You two don't even know how to say the motto.
You just made your trouble double.
BButch
I'm the one that has the next line.
To protect the world from devastation.
To infect the world with devastation.
To unite all peoples within our nation.
BButch
To blight all people in every nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
The goodness of truth and love.
Reach to the stars above.
BButch
Wrath to the stars above.
Team Rocket blasts off at the Speed of Light.
Team Rocket, circling Earth all day and night.
Surrender now or prepare to fight.
BButch
Surrender to us now or you'll surely lose the fight.
BButch
Move it, pond-scum!
We're on official business!
Well, well. Jessie and James!
What are you doing here, Cassidy?
BButch
My name's not Biff, it's Butch and you know it!
Ugghhh, out of our way! We're on serious business here!
Yeah, well Giovanni himself just assigned us personally to an important top secret mission!
What, taking out the trash?
No, but now that you've mentioned it, IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA!
[Jessie angrily kicks Cassidy's segway. Cassidy struggles to regain control of her segway]
THE ONLY REASON THE BOSS SENT YOU TO HOENN IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS TO GET RID OF YOU!
HE PROMISED TO MAKE US EXECUTIVES JUST NOW, AND WHEN HE DOES, THE FIRST THING I'M GONNA DO IS FIRE YOU!
"Prepare for trouble, we've shuffled the deck!"
BButch
"It's not my thing, but what the heck!"
"An evil as old as the galaxy!"
BButch
"I'm doing this all from memory!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
BButch
"To extend my arm with a big white glove!"
"Cut!" [Kicks Butch] "Either do it right or don't do it at all!"
[when Butch and Cassidy arrive, with Dawn meeting them for the first time...]
AJAsh and Jessie
Cassidy...
BJBrock and James
...and Biff!
BButch
[annoyed and irritated] I told you, it's not "Biff", it's "Butch"! James, you're as bad as those twerps!
I thought one Team Rocket was bad enough.
So, what are you doing here messing up the landscape, Jessica?
Now, stop stealing all of my lines! What are you doing here?!
Ask Professor Bamba. [phone rings] Huh? [answers it] Hello there!
NDr. Namba
[on phone] It's "Namba"!
Uh... We're here on orders from Professor Namba. He wants to study the sand that Hippowdon sprayed out, so he sent us to capture one.
You tell Professor fan-boy...! [phone rings] Huh?
Huh? [answers it, but throws it to Jessie] It's for you.
Oh? [talks into it] Hello?
NDr. Namba
[on phone] It's still "Namba"!
[groans] Alright, why didn't that loud mouth give us the orders instead of you? Let us not forget that the Sinnoh region is our turf! [throws the phone back to Cassidy, and Cassidy catches it]
Well, that's not what I hear. Giovanni told me personally that we're his two and only Sinnoh region reps.
[Jessie, James, and Meowth gasp in shock]
But we've been hitting the dusty Sinnoh trail since way back!
BButch
Perhaps you've all forgotten just how forgetable you fools can be.
True. Tee-hee. [she and Butch laugh evilly]
[groans] Where'd you get that bucket of bolts?!
BButch
It's actually a present from Professor Kimba.
[phone rings and Butch answers it]
NDr. Namba
[on phone] It's "Namba"!
Now, Turtwig, use Razor Leaf, let's go! Help out Hippowdon!
BButch
It's one of Professor Namba's inventions.
[groans] We finance and build our own machines. It's not even fair that a brat named Bilge gets all the perks!
BButch
[enraged] I just told you, it's not "Bilge", it's "Butch"!
Now, Turtwig, use Razor Leaf, let's go! Help out Hippowdon! [sends Turtwig out]
Turtwig! Tur! [uses Razor Leaf to cut through the net]
We don't need twerp interference!
[A familiar face and voice steps out of the bakery. It's Butch who also quit Team Rocket!]
BButch
[excited] We have customers? [shocked to see Jessie, Wobbuffet and Meowth] IT CAN'T BE YOU!
BButch
Normally, I wouldn't answer that but I'm glad to show you...[the gang freak out]
BButch
The name's Butch, okay?! The name is BUTCH!
[Later, Jessie, Wobbuffet and Meowth are enjoying bread Butch gave them]
Wobbuffet! [So delicious!]
BButch
Ehh...to tell the truth...
Don't say another word. All those lousy, loser reports and the grind had simply worn you down, right?
BButch
[a bit annoyed] Look, it's my story to tell so let me talk.
Cassidy gave us the lowdown.
BButch
Huh? You already met with her?
Butch, we like to pay for that yummy food you gave us by working for it.
BButch
THE NAME IS BOTCH! [realizes that Jessie pronounced his name correctly] Hmmm...she's right.