A character in Pokémon
Jessie
Pokémon · 1,435 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Pokémon: in 269 of its 1,435 quotes
Most scenes with: James (210), Meowth (193), Ash Ketchum (51)
[shaking Meowth] Excuse me, you're a Meowth. Why didn't you know?!
I'm dressed up as a person, so I didn't want to blow my cover! Capiche? [Well, you could have just answered the question like Jeremiah did, and none would be the wiser!]
I don't know who you are, but you're certainly not trainers, so I'll just take care of you myself! Skuntank, let's go! [summons Skuntank]
Skunky! [Get ready to fight!]
Carnivine, follow suit! [Carnivine gets summoned, but like always, it hugs and bites James in the head affectionately] Great Galoot! Now, please, Vine Whip!
[uses Vine Whip to entangle Skuntank] Carnvine! [Let's see if you can break this Vine Whip!]
Oh dear, use Scratch! [Skuntank can't because it's trapped]
Skun-un-un! [I can't use the move while trapped!]
You can't? Alright, Night Slash! [But like the first time, it can't use Night Slash because it's entangled by Carnivine's Vine Whip]
Un-un! [I'm stuck!]
A class whiz does not make a great battle or made.
Peep's sake!
Spewing facts, battling fake! [While Jeremiah knows theories, he doesn't have battle experience. You need to apply the theories into real skills if you want experience]
The fate of our future plans is in our hands!
I've got paws!
[The heroes are watching with concern how Ash’s Pokémon are being treated by Nurse Joy and her Pokémon]
[concerned] Piplup?
Piplup, don't worry, soon everyone will be just fine.
Right, all we have to do is leave it up to Nurse Joy.
[Unable to stand seeing his Pokémon severely injured and his dream crushed, Ash walks away, much to Dawn’s concern]
Ash, wait. [is stopped by Brock]
[opening credits and title]
[o.s.] Bombs away! [Yanmega pours some dirt over the field] After yesterday's trouncing, I sincerely doubt the twerps will be traveling for a while.
Saying they took damage is an understatement at best.
True, but seeing a joust like that makes it worthwhile!
And how? Those warriors were on fire! 'Twas a knock-down, drag-out battle slog fest!
Yeah, and wasn't Chimmy rocking hard?
Yes, not to mention the emotional evolving into Monferno.
But the numbers don't lie, and losing 6 to 2 is a landslide if I ever saw one.
Yeah, bummer!
I'll bet the twerp must be feeling lower than a pit trap.
I'll double that bet.
Attacking twerps when they're at their lowest is Team Rocket rule one.
Can't you turn it down?!
James': I’m witless enough!
The predator always preys on the weakest of the twerpish herd. The time to pluck Pikachu is now, while the iron is red hot. So we're faced with an opportunity we can't refuse.
It's times such as these that make me grateful for my day job.
If Jessie's yapping was worth money, we'd be rich.
Wobbu, Wobbu, Wobbu!
[Piplup, Marill and Elekid are strolling uphill]
[singing] Marill, Marill, Marill, Marill Marill Marill, Marill--
[the trio is suddenly blocked by Team Rocket]
Okay, company halt!
If it isn't my three-sided bundles of joy!
A normal wacko would stay with 'love triangle' but not Ms. Windbag.
[Gliscor is hovering above the havoc, looking confused]
Gli?
That jerk blackened my entire wardrobe!
And turned my boss-bot into an arsonist!
Puh-leeze. You’d think the twerps were using vanishing cream.
Well, they slathered it on when they hit the forest.
So twerpishly slick.
[thinking] What'd he say about reading the wind? Yeah, got it!
[Cut to Gliscor chasing Staraptor, who has a rope tied to his tail.]
Star.
Gli.
Gliscor, that’s it! Just keep on chasing after the rope!
Staraptor.
Gliscor.
[holding a paper bag] Here, Ash, try using this.
Dawn!
I took a bit tinfoil and used it to make confetti. Watch this. [throws some confetti in the air, which reveals the wind once caught in it]
Whoa, great! Now you can see the wind. [to Gliscor] Now, Gliscor, follow that trail!
[starts following the confetti] Gli!
[is given the bag] Thanks a lot, Dawn. [to Gliscor] Gliscor, look down! [throws some confetti] Here’s more!
[following the next trail of confetti] Scor!
You’re really riding the wind!
[happy] Pika, Pika!
[Meanwhile, Team Rocket are travelling in their balloon at night while suddenly some tinfoil hits them.]
What’s with the sparkles?
That’s flying tinfoil.
For what?
[points at something off-screen] That!
Gliscor! [lands in Team Rocket’s balloon basket]
[to Jessie and James] This Gliscor’s from the twoips. [to Gliscor] What are you doing on a night like this?
[calmly] Gliscor, Gli. Gli, Gliscor, Gli.
Translation, please.
Gliscor’s trying to read the wind so it can battle Scizor for the win.
I see... not.
A toxic rerun!
And I hate reruns!
[After Pikachu defeated Froslass, much to Team Rocket’s relief]
I need to take a nap. Tussling twerps exhaust me.
I’d take a pause for the cause. [opens a can of soda and drinks it]
Stop, Jess!
[screams] I'm a profit guzzler!
Well, since we know you, we'll recharge ya triple.
Bingo! My favorite bling!
[laughs] Is it gold? Silver? Platinum?
Rubies or sapphires? Although diamonds and pearls rock too!
It's not quite that black and white.
Hey, that's my bottlecap!
You may have lost a bottlecap but you've gained your life!
Yeah, word up.
That was...my life.
[Ash, Iris and Cilan's Pokémon are on the roof of the runaway subway car when Pansage and Pikachu start attacking the Team Rocket chopper's hooks]
Pansage! [Uses Bullet Seed on one of the chopper's hooks]
Pikachu! [Uses Thunderbolt on the other hook]
[Inside the cab of the first subway car, Team Rocket are watching what is happening]
What a waste of energy.
They just don't know when to quit, do they?
[Meowth checks the monitor and sees a dot on the left catching up with the one on the right]
Huh? What's that? [Sees Ash, Iris, Cilan, Ingo and Emmet on the crew car which is being powered by Emmet's Eelektross] The twerps!
[outraged] Ugh! Oh, great. [The camera cuts to the chopper's hooks which are about to capture our heroes' Pokémon as Pikachu and Pansage try to destroy them] Dr Zager, twerps!
[off camera] Secure that car, quickly!
Quiet! This delicate operation requires finesse.
[On the roof of the second car, Snivy has begun attacking one of the chopper's hooks using Vine Whip. Then, she, Excadrill, Axew and Roggenrola see Ash and his friends with Ingo and Emmet aboard the crew car]
Hang on, guys, we're here!
[Dwebble, Pansage, Snivy, Roggenrola, Excadrill, Pikachu, Tepig and Axew are delighted to see their Trainers again, but the chopper's hooks are grabbing hold of the car. The camera then cuts to Cilan, Ash, Iris, Ingo and Emmet on the crew car]
They'll be captured!
We've got to do something fast!
[to Ingo and Emmet] I'm going to get on that train.
But, Ash, that's too dangerous.
You could be hurt.
They've tried so hard, I've got to try and do something!
All of our Pokémon are depending on us!
And I'm going too!
But, wait...!
Ingo, I completely understand what these kids are feeling. We're dedicated to protect the subway system, they're dedicated to protect their Pokémon, it's the same thing.
I know exactly what you mean. And I think my partner will be able to help as well. Chandelure, all aboard! [Sends out Chandelure]
Chandelure.
Ingo, the lustre your Chandelure produces is simply beautiful!
[Ash scans Chandelure with his Pokédex]
Chandelure - the Luring Pokémon and the evolved form of Lampent. Chandelure uses its dancing flames to hypnotise opponents.
Chandelure, use Psychic! Get everyone on the other subway car!
Chandelure! [Uses Psychic on Cilan, Ash and Iris]
Whoa!
And with such a warm, gentle glow!
Full speed ahead! [Points to the car on the other side of the railway tracks]]
[Chandelure uses Psychic to transfer Cilan, Ash and Iris to the car that their Pokémon are standing on]
Everybody all right?
Pika-pi! [Jumps into Ash's arms]
I'm sorry we took so long.
Pikachu!
[Iris picks up Axew and hugs him]
Wow, you're okay!
Axew!
[Ash and his friends have happily reunited with their Pokémon]
Everyone's all right. Great!
Small group of people? We're a small group.
Well if you mean us, why didn't it have any effect?!
[still brainwashed by the Beheeyem] I'm afraid idiots are hard to hypnotize.
[Ash, Pikachu, Jessie and James are stunned by the response]
IDIOTS?!?! GRRRR....
[The Beheeyem are scared and take back the insult]
One second. What were we attempting to convey to all of you is that gifted people are hard to hypnotize.
I see. So you're implying we're geniuses?
Mmmm. Whatever you say.
[glad with the others] Now we're getting to the truth of the matter!
[The Beheeyem sigh in relief, as does Meowth]
Glad we got that straight.
[Emolga decides to battle Team Rocket by kicking a rock towards Jessie, who immediately raises a fist]
Want us to bring it on? Looks like someone got off the wrong side of the bed.
[through clenched teeth] If Emolga wants to rumble, let's rumble!
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