BCButch and Cassidy
Our old friends.
JJJessie and James
Hmm? Whoa!
There is only enough room for one Team Rocket. Just one.
Then, prepare for trouble.
You are the ones that should prepare for trouble.
CCassidy
Grrr! You two don't even know how to say the motto.
You just made your trouble double.
I'm the one that has the next line.
To protect the world from devastation.
CCassidy
To infect the world with devastation.
To unite all peoples within our nation.
To blight all people in every nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
CCassidy
The goodness of truth and love.
Reach to the stars above.
Wrath to the stars above.
Team Rocket blasts off at the Speed of Light.
CCassidy
Team Rocket, circling Earth all day and night.
Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Surrender to us now or you'll surely lose the fight.
CCassidy
We're on official business!
CCassidy
Well, well. Jessie and James!
What are you doing here, Cassidy?
My name's not Biff, it's Butch and you know it!
CCassidy
Ugghhh, out of our way! We're on serious business here!
Yeah, well Giovanni himself just assigned us personally to an important top secret mission!
CCassidy
What, taking out the trash?
No, but now that you've mentioned it, IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA!
[Jessie angrily kicks Cassidy's segway. Cassidy struggles to regain control of her segway]
CCassidy
THE ONLY REASON THE BOSS SENT YOU TO HOENN IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS TO GET RID OF YOU!
HE PROMISED TO MAKE US EXECUTIVES JUST NOW, AND WHEN HE DOES, THE FIRST THING I'M GONNA DO IS FIRE YOU!
CCassidy
"Prepare for trouble, it's a brand new day!"
"We're making it double anyway!"
CCassidy
"Let's see if I can remember my lines... An evil as old as the galaxy!"
"Sent here to fulfill our destiny!"
CCassidy
"To denounce the goodness of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
CCassidy
"Whenever there's a piece of pie in the universe..."
CCassidy
"Ugh... I goofed it, so what?!"
[when Butch and Cassidy arrive, with Dawn meeting them for the first time...]
AJAsh and Jessie
Cassidy...
BJBrock and James
...and Biff!
[annoyed and irritated] I told you, it's not "Biff", it's "Butch"! James, you're as bad as those twerps!
I thought one Team Rocket was bad enough.
CCassidy
So, what are you doing here messing up the landscape, Jessica?
Now, stop stealing all of my lines! What are you doing here?!
CCassidy
Ask Professor Bamba. [phone rings] Huh? [answers it] Hello there!
NDr. Namba
[on phone] It's "Namba"!
CCassidy
Uh... We're here on orders from Professor Namba. He wants to study the sand that Hippowdon sprayed out, so he sent us to capture one.
You tell Professor fan-boy...! [phone rings] Huh?
CCassidy
Huh? [answers it, but throws it to Jessie] It's for you.
Oh? [talks into it] Hello?
NDr. Namba
[on phone] It's still "Namba"!
[groans] Alright, why didn't that loud mouth give us the orders instead of you? Let us not forget that the Sinnoh region is our turf! [throws the phone back to Cassidy, and Cassidy catches it]
CCassidy
Well, that's not what I hear. Giovanni told me personally that we're his two and only Sinnoh region reps.
[Jessie, James, and Meowth gasp in shock]
But we've been hitting the dusty Sinnoh trail since way back!
Perhaps you've all forgotten just how forgetable you fools can be.
CCassidy
True. Tee-hee. [she and Butch laugh evilly]
[groans] Where'd you get that bucket of bolts?!
It's actually a present from Professor Kimba.
[phone rings and Butch answers it]
NDr. Namba
[on phone] It's "Namba"!
Now, Turtwig, use Razor Leaf, let's go! Help out Hippowdon!
It's one of Professor Namba's inventions.
[groans] We finance and build our own machines. It's not even fair that a brat named Bilge gets all the perks!
[enraged] I just told you, it's not "Bilge", it's "Butch"!
Now, Turtwig, use Razor Leaf, let's go! Help out Hippowdon! [sends Turtwig out]
Turtwig! Tur! [uses Razor Leaf to cut through the net]
CCassidy
We don't need twerp interference!
CCassidy
Relax, it's not going anywhere and there's more where that came from.
RRaticate
Raticate! [Please, enjoy!]
It's not everyday that a complete stranger would come and save our lives! [suddenly recognizes Cassidy] Time out! I've seen you before!
CCassidy
Normally, I wouldn't respond to that but I'll be glad to show you who you are dealing with.
[The Team Rocket learn that the cafe owner is none other than Cassidy!]
What are you doing in a place like this?!
I venture in a guess that you are on some super secret Team Rocket mission! Am I right?
CCassidy
Missed it by a mile. I quit. [The gang are confused]
My leg's been pulled by a mile quite enough.
CCassidy
Team Rocket was part of my life but it wasn't all.
Things besides Team Rocket?
CCassidy
It's true we were elite members, miles above you, but all those failed mission reports- awful! The grind had simply worn us down.