[after getting hit and turning inside-out] Oh, great! Now I need to make an Outside-In-Inator!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Phineas returns home, enters the backyard, and sees it's filled with Phineas-shaped balloons and a stage with a giant TV screen]
EEveryone
Happy Birthday, Phineas!
TCTabitha Comstock
You're the best!
Phineas Flynn, welcome to your birthday!
[giving out his birthday speech on stage] I just have to say, I'm a lucky guy. I mean, so far, this has been a rockin' great summer! I've sure had plenty of fun. But it's not about satisfying your personal desires. It's about all of you. Being surrounded by the best family and the best friends anyone could ever hope to have. All the people I love, and who love me right back. Today was a great day. The best day ever!
[looks at the disc, then starts bawling emotionally, realizing it's wrong to bust him] I CAN'T DO IT! NOT ON HIS BIRTHDAY! I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF PERSON AM I?! [destroys the disc with a wrench]
[walking up to her] Aw, Candace. You're a great person! Why, if I had a nickel for every time you did something nice for me... well, I wouldn't know what to do with that much money!
[over the Disney logo] Mom, Phineas and Ferb are digitally tuning my voice!
We're going to need a bigger captain.
I am a shark. I can T-SHIRT in the ocean!
You're not going to, right?
Keep pushing, DUCKTALES.
So, did a shark really eat your leg?
KCaptain Kid
Probably, but he definitely chewed on my arm.
Well, at least we'll all get wet. [a giant jet of water hits her and no one else] Really...Really!
[looking up with Ferb] Huh, so how do you think our cows will do on the moon?
Well, photosynthesis will start to create oxygen and then eventually an atmosphere. Our bovine friends will be fine.
Cool. We'll know where to go for ice cream.
Phineas and Ferb say bake at 350 for one hour. Serves two. Speaking of 'serves two,' I was thinking, you know, after you HOES are done here maybe we could... [Candace shuts the door in his face] Okay, that's cool too. We'll just... we'll just put a pin in it for now.
I don't know, Stacy; I've got a bad feeling about this. What am I going to do if it isn't even edible?
Well, technically, it is English food...
BBalyeet
Hey! What do you mean you blame Balyeet?!
MSMale Singer
Well, it was clearly your responsibility.
BBalyeet
Where are you getting your information from, disembodied reggae space voice?!
MSMale Singer
Hey, I have a name you know.
BBalyeet
Oh yeah, what is it?
MSMale Singer
Well... it's... disembodied reggae space voice, but that's a coincidence! You didn't know that.
BBalyeet
Uh, look who's sensitive. Besides, Buford could have brought the marshmallows.
Hey, leave me out of this.
Guys, guys, we have limited time here. Baljeet, could you please stop arguing with the soundtrack?
BBalyeet
He started it!
We're going to make a super computer!
What? Your mom wants a super computer? What is she? Some kind of nerd?
[to Linda] Whole-grain & fat-free. You know us so well.
Yes, yes I do.
How would I know what adults like. What am I a computer?
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