That is it! You two are so…
LCLinda and Candace
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[The inator hits the event.]
LCLinda and Candace
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[Everything rewinds back to the beginning of the episode]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Candace, I am tired of taking the back seat to the totally unlikely chance that you'll bust your brothers. I want a best friend I can count on, so you're gonna have to choose: It's me or busting.
You're making me choose? You wouldn't dare!
Ya-huh.
Ya-nothing! A real best friend would never do that to me.
A real best friend wouldn't make mе do that to her.
Then I guess you're not my best friend!
Not anymore!
Fine! [slams door]
Fine!
Fine!
FINE!
FINE! [Scene quickly changes to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated]
Finally, the plumber!
[arriving to her dad's place] Hey, Dad. I just got this cool lemonade from the stand down the street. It's really sour. You wanna- [slips on a piece of paper] Oh! [loses the lemonade and falls]
[The lemonade spills on him, causing a lot of pain on his paper cuts] OW, THAT SMARTS, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
[feeling uneasy] Uh.. Dad? You do know he's not here, right?
Yeah, but I'm sure it's his fault.
Well, I am a little rusty on my Hawaiian, but here goes. Buenas dias, señor. Me llamo Lawrence. [Spanish for 'Good day, sir. My name is Lawrence.']
Buenos días, Lawrence. [Spanish for 'Good morning, Lawrence.']
Good morning, Candace.
HMHotel Manager
Oh, no no. That's not necessary. We speak in English here. Hawaii is part of the United States.
Is it really? How remarkable.
I'm cursed. Phineas, Ferb, I need your help getting rid of this tiki charm.
Um, personally, I'd be a little more worried about that manta ray stuck to your head.
What? ugh. You know, after the day I've been having, I didn't even notice.
Mum mum!
Ok I'm here, now what did you want to tell me?
Backyard now!
[angrily] Excuse me?!
[calms down] Backyard now please?....
Stacy, I am freaking out here!
I'll be right over.
Cool, thanks! And could you bring some breakfast?
Oh, and Stacey, pyramids? Really?
Oh, right, that's Belgian, isn't it?
Phineas! What is going on here?!
We're flying around the world to make the longest, funnest day of summer ever.
Oh, no, no, no. Mom left me in charge, and I say, you and your little friends are not going anywhere-
Hey, Candace, check out this giant map!
You're going to Paris? France?
That's the plan. We'll have to stop and refuel.
[thinks for a short moment of silence; determined] Like I was saying, you and your little friends are not going anywhere... without me!
No, no, no, no, Candace! This is a bad idea! About as bad as you've ever had in a loong line of, and I love you when I say this, really, really bad ideas.
Stacy, they're going to Paris… where Jeremy is!
You promised your mom you'd keep your brothers out of trouble.
What better way to look after them than by going along and keeping them out of trouble along the way?
You realize that's a massive rationalization, don't you?
Oh, yeah, totally.
Well, say hi to Jeremy for me! And hey, you should stop by and see my cousins in Tokyo!
[The plane arrives in Tokyo, Japan and comes to a stop in front of a nearby house]
[speaking to an old woman; in Japanese] Hello! We are friends of Stacy!
BBāchan
Hey, everybody! Phineas and Ferb are here!
[A gong is heard and a ton of Stacy's cousins come out of the house]
Wow! Stacy sure has a lot of cousins.
[After the Caramelldansen dance]
Man, Tokyo's a fun town!
I have no idea what just happened.
[Vanessa pulls herself away from the glass and sees Ferb on the plane]
Ferb?
Vanessa?
No matter where we go, Ferb knows everyone.
[Ferb lets her in]
Thanks, guys.
It's a good thing we came along when we did. So where do we drop you?
I don't know. Where are you guys going?
Well, we're off to Paris to refuel then back to Danville.
Can I just come with you?
Sure.
Wait, wait, wait... You saved her and now you're running off with her like...? OH! I have very mixed feelings about you! [to Perry] uh Perry the Platypus, how did you get here? I-I need a ride. Could you guys help me out?
You're kidding, right?
No! I have to save my daughter. This is a big deal! Oh please? Please please? Oh, please please-y weasy please please? Please?
Fine. But after we get her back, you're going to answer for what you've done here, mister.
Wait, what? You were coming here, anyway, and... [He accidentally steps on the button and water balloon is released from the rope holding it to the tower and flies up into the sky] Oh, and uh... As far as flinging that water balloon into orbit, hehheh... [puts his fingers on Major Monogram's mouth again] I did that.
Seriously. When was the last time you washed your hands?
He is home!
SUncle Sabu
Ah, Baljeet and friends, I was expecting you.
Really?
SUncle Sabu
No, that's just something we say up here to freak out the tourists.
Uh, Uncle Sabu, do you live up here?
SUncle Sabu
Yes, it's quite a trek, isn't it? It used to be very inconvenient for me. But then I built my factory up here, and now it's inconvenient for everyone else!
[Back with the kids where a giant rubber band ball is attached to the bottom of the plane]
So, as soon as Candace and Vanessa get here, we can...
[She and Vanessa are running from the giant snowball while Candace shouts] Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane!
Ferb, I think we may wanna start the plane.
[Ferb tries to start the plane but it won't start]
Start the PLANE! Start the plane! Start the PLANE!
Sounds like you're flooding it...
I'm not flooding it!
Start the plane!
[Vanessa gets caught by the snowball and gets flung towards the plane]
INCOMING!
[Ferb provides a safe landing for Vanessa when he clicks a button and causes a seat to rise up and catch her]
Start the plane! Start the PLANE! [She trips over a small hill, causing the snowball to miss her] Huh?
[The snowball hits the plane and falls down a cliff]
No, no, no! How am I ever going to explain this to Mom?!
KKlimpaloon
[passes by] NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG!
That's NOT helping!
KKlimpaloon
[walks away scared] NANG... NANG... NANG... NANG...
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